Me: I dont have abs because I never train them My body: You dont have abs because you had chick fil a 3 times yesterday

Me when Usher didn’t bring out Justin Bieber to sing with him #SuperBowl

me when i’m overstimulated at the function

how I was looking when rory gilmore said “he’s not a married guy. he’s dean, MY dean”

Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.

she had $13, a pen, a fake country accent and a dream

fuck spotify wrapped what’s your tv show wrapped???? top 5 shows you watched this year

my spotify wrapped has got to be gaslighting me im not THIS mentally ill

https://t.co/fjslSB8O7x

girls will be like “it’s fine” then start writing the declaration of independence in their notes app

BeReal this BeReal that, I just want to BeRich

“ wyd after work “ GOING TO BED lmaoooo

congrats on your $600 stimulus, pick one item from the bottom case

Who’s excited to sleep tonight?

I used to have so many friends and now I feel like I can barely manage having like 2 friends what is that all about lolllll why do I require so much alone time

if ur piss isn’t clear don’t give me advice

I’ve decided that there CANNOT be a pandemic, 30 degree weather AND sunset at 4:30pm all at the same time. One of these things has gotta fuck off. I refuse.

Me setting my 2021 goodreads goal

I actually HATE speaking in the morning. Let me defrost!