Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins
@machinehawkin
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Aggie football, I-formation enthusiast.
Joined January 2025
Wearing a matching set to coach playoff football is fucking ridiculous. Get it together Deboer and venables
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Walk in yo trap…@AggieVolleyball Welcome to the Final Four!!! #GigEm
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Fernando Mendoza is such a good kid man. He deserves every bit of that trophy #HeisMendoza
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Me as a kid watching Cars for the first time
Mater doesn’t show up until 28 minutes into Cars. Incredible restraint in filmmaking
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Told myself I was done with cigs, drunk ones especially. Thought I was doing good, turns out I just haven’t been drunk in a while
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Iran should count its blessings that we sent the B2 and not the B3 cuz then we would be raising hell and praising Dale and I don't think Iran is ready for that smoke.
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Hearne Texas. What was once something good will now be a complete flop. I’ll be at the chicken if you need me
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Why the hell does live at the station suck now. What happened to ZB, flatland, and treaty oak. For like 90 fucking dollars
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I’ve worn this shirt maybe 10 times… wtf is this
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Marines this, protests that, why the FUCK can I not get a fucking Texas ticket. You have to be fucking kidding me this is horseshit
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Guac run. You read that right. This white boy is going for a guac run in his olukais and there is fucking nothing you are going to do about it
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