Why do we Kenyans break wind with anxiety every time Tanzania mentions foreigners? 🤔Tanzania actually borders 8 different countries! 👀

I saw a video of a police helicopter floundering dangerously somewhere in Elgeyo Marakwet. What do the crews of these death traps tell their families in the morning when they leave for work??

Calling out the climate pirates! My new book is finally out, and the paperback is available on Amazon. Green and Evil: The New Empires and their Regents .

Just imagine if tour operators reacted to @KWSKenya extrajudicial killings with the same outrage we've seen over fraudulent "gateway fees" #safaritourismisneurotic

A cabinet secretary posting a landslide photo from Cusco, Peru in 2018 and saying it is Elgeyo Marakwet. Madam, please put your phone aside during yoga. Exercise tends to draw blood (and oxygen) into the muscles and away from the brain.

A friend in the tours business shared this. @KWSKenya WTF I'd "gateway fee"?? Is it money to hire extra personnel to look for Brian Odhiambo's remains? And why is your USD exchange rate Ksh. 135/- instead of 129/-? Is it to pay for the CS @rebecca_miano yoga classes?

Closing out the "conservation bullshit" series. Lets rethink how we advertise, design and practice tourism. What we're doing right now is toxic https://t.co/1jucO9TPMz

Prof. @makaumutua can you please confirm whether these families will also be compensated under the affordable killing project?

The bigotry doesn't scare me. We have been tribalist since we were given those instructions 70+ years ago. I'm just worried about the political illiteracy that blocks us from seeing the beneficiaries of kahiga's stupid utterances. (Hint: they aren't in opposition) #mchesowataon

A teaching moment for students of human behaviour; can sycophancy be passed sideways, like a rugby ball? A fascinating study

Aaand we're back to class! Here is the second instalment of the "Conservation Bullshit" Series https://t.co/LQAYGvVD1c

We will break down conservation colonialism with more latitudinal "talking" across the global south, especially between Africa and Asia

Today, I'm addressing atheists. If there's no God, who sent the DJ to cut off the president's singing?? I'm still cringing 😬 😫

🤣😂😂 Headless chicken. If you ever doubted the abysmal levels of situational awareness or self awareness at all levels in GoK ,here’s the proof. I'm hearing that Soprano has acquired a new nickname "72 hrs"

The collapse of empire is a fascinating thing. It's like a burst sewer that defiles everything in its path with slime and stench. People like Luthuli, Tutu, or Rigoberta Menchu would never be considered for the Nobel peace prize today.

Degenerates. The one thing that cannot be fractured even by their divorce is their shared obsession with the fecundity of black African women. An intellectual & policy vacuum like Kenya is their perfect playground. Who knows, our idiocy by bring them back together. Awww🥰😍

Happy Customer Service Week

New corporate language in kenya- "Are you committed to this board, or are you just joining as an act of Faith?"

😆😂😂 They were calling us people of little faith when we complained. Now the faith they had has made a jump worthy of a gold medal at the Tokyo world championships

Conservationist and "development specialists" (particularly those in Africa); Please miss me with that Empowerment bullshit! https://t.co/1HwEbzmT43