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Think your job is hard? Every game, these unfortunate souls have to come up with ways to put a positive spin on this baseball team.
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Bring him back from the dead to talk to these Astros
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The Houston Astros are undefeated (1-0) this season when not wearing this piece of bullshit on their arms
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@Pherrior
@BornAKang
You pay $8 a month to post hateful shit for all 116 of your followers to see, maybe examine yourself loser
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It’s over, the 2023 Astros can never hurt me again
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Remember when they said nobody was going to care about the World Series this year?
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A’s admin has comments turned off so I’m gonna talk my shit on the TL
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If the Seattle Coños pull off a W today, I pinky swear 🤙 I will not post another disparaging thing about the Kareners until March. Book it ✍️
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@MadScientistFF
I once dated a girl who had the flag of the Soviet Union hanging in her room. That was a big red flag.
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Taking pitch 6 would’ve scored a run, but Abreu had other plans
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Swift karma for this bitch-ass post dunking on a minor leaguer called up on an hours notice due to a last-minute injury 🤡
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Is the Hunter Brown experiment over yet?
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@JuliaMorales
After the game can you ask Espada why he never sticks up for his players and why he’s the most timid manager in the league?
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When I bought these tickets for tomorrow three months ago, I never could’ve imagined I’d be seeing Verlander pitch for the first time in person. I’m so hyped
#ready2reign
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Mariners have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever 👀
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@TalkinBaseball_
Despite
@Jomboy_
’s baseless slanders that he refuses to publicly recant and apologize for, this guy is great for baseball
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@Rangers
Instant karma for this bitch-ass post dunking on a minor leaguer called up on an hours notice due to a last-minute injury 😄🖕🤡
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@jvd0730
@michaelschwab13
We’re not mad, our team won the WS. We just demand some motherfucking consistency.
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@astros
Not a fan of this…it’s via the team-run account.
Have a little class for a Joey Gallo that’s hurting.
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@astros
My birthday isn’t until tomorrow but my wife gave me my present early after that HR 😍
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Ooo boy I can’t wait to see the picture Davey Martinez prints out for the postgame bitchfest this time
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@michaelschwab13
I have it on good authority from D.J. LeMahieu’s 8-year-old niece that he’s wearing a piece of confetti on his shoulder that buzzes every time a Goldilocks ball is in the pitcher’s hand so he knows to fire away🕵️♂️
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@HoustonTrollers
You didn’t answer my questions though? Why is the only bitch in your life you?
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Pressly has not allowed a hit in his last 12 IP 😳
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@RGIII
The real question is: has anyone with a bachelor’s really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Disney in honor of your Mickey Mouse WS season
Who should the Dodgers advertising patch sponsor be?
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The Eagles could win by 49 points on Sunday and the haters would still say they had an easy path to a Super Bowl chip “thEy nEVeR pLAyEd anyONe lOOoOL” lmao foh
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@espn
WHY DID YOU PAN AWAY FROM OHTANI FOR A WHOLE FIFTEEN SECONDS NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING ON THE FIELD I NEEDED TO SEE OHTANI LOOKING AT THE IPAD IN THE DUGOUT
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I have a new policy of tagging
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in every post/comment I see that references the buzzer conspiracy so he can see what he’s done, until he either apologizes or blocks me, whichever comes first. I encourage y’all to do the same
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SeattLe fans are the Napoleon-complex “pick-me” bitches of fan bases and nobody respects them, not even their own.
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Two Astros World Series heroes
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Y’all are missing the silver lining here: we are ONLY three outs away from the 2023 Houston Astros 🌟 never 🌟 being able to hurt us ever again 🥳 The Joe Espada era begins tomorrow, LFGA!
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“Fuck off, Alex!” - Justin Verlander to Alex Cora 😂
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When they promised me Hunter Brown was the second coming of Justin Verlander they forgot to mention they meant World Series Justin Verlander
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What’s a moment from sports history that had you feeling like this?
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