I tried going to @roughtrade East last night after work (Enfield) and before a gig (Highbury). Google said closing time 7pm and event listings on RT site said 7pm start. Got there 6:25pm and told it was closed for an event! Extremely frustrated long-term customer here!

Covid is the Rishi Sunak of viruses - rich, many resources, tells you it's nicer than other illnesses but is actually just as ill-meaning and devoid of empathy.

Did 3 hours' work on my first official day of annual leave Finished and went to buy beer to get in the pre-Antigua holiday mood Came back and made a cup of tea and a sandwich So hardcore in my forties...

Next Lukey Foxtrot live set* at @intoxextravaganza in @ampstudiosoldkentroad this Thurs 13th Jan 7pm - very well-ventilated, open railway arch with outdoor heating! *not featuring these beauties just yet #southeastlondon #londonlivemusic #experimentalmusic #idm #techno #rave

All of this music that I made is not available to stream or download anymore because @dominorecordco have removed it against my wishes. They have taken it down to try and stop the legal dispute we are involved in over the royalties they pay me.

(3/3) Yes, wearing masks in crowded spaces can help protect others, so don't be a twat. In the meantime I am available for playing at events in crowd-controlled/well-ventilated areas 😎 Rave Safe lovelies xxx

(2/3) No, the government is not smart enough to collude with all the other governments in the world and all of the scientists and health organisations to fabricate a pandemic. Have you not seen how inept they've been at everything else?

(1/3) So disappointed to hear some bars and promoters that I like (not a majority, thankfully) talk about "freedom day" and perceived taking away from rights. Yes, I hate the government too. No, it's not the same as flu. Yes, long Covid exists.

Either Chris Addison and I have a telepathic connection or he has stolen my tweet

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, Covid's coming home...

Come hear the fruit of our labour. 9 hours collated by me and curated by many Unscene regulars!

This is why I've been trying to get @Daniel_Sloss to make his X stand-up show available in the UK. The last 15 minutes is some of the most powerful and important material I've ever heard. And it's what I said on Jeremy Vine this morning. #RIPSarahEverard https://t.co/CpJnF4nAdb

Here's one of my fave record labels, based in the US, explaining how since Brexit it now costs too much for them to export to the UK. How's free trade working out for us?

This Saturday it's one big collab

"Chemistry's like chlamydia - you either got it or you ain't"

Oh yeah, obviously, makes total sense, no cloud storage or auto back-up.....jfc

The dog is the true star #beyondfriday

"Your outfit is totally bitching, you look like that girl from that video" why didn't anyone tell teenage me that those lines actually work?? #beyondfriday

Ok mutual voyeurism not so bad #beyondfriday

Oooh virtual Hellraiser territory #beyondfriday