Hi @VersantHealth, how do I access my member benefits? The optometrist I went to couldn’t find my insurance info. I don’t think I ever received a member card. How do I proceed?

I highly, highly recommend A Quiet Place.

Bean Boots

NYE tweet #2. And I’m out.

I love Pat

Whatever I’m sick, I think, man, I should do nothing more often.

My mom got a puppy for Christmas #GoodJobDad

Not to judge anyone’s denominational preferences but I walked into an Assemblies of God church tonight and it smelled like the mall

I love Twitter

Then again, Papyrus *is* one of their suggested fonts. #WhoPaidYouOffJony

It’s not one of Apple’s “suggested” fonts.

Is it ok to use Avenir? Asking for a friend.

It’s an antique store. You don’t have to write “vintage“ on everything.

Maybe THIS bite of donut will magically have protein in it

It might be time for Twitter to delete Twitter.

Really good

Juuuuust a few Harbaugh numbers off the top of my head: •0-4 vs. teams with winning records this season •1-5 career vs. rivals •Has been paid $821,400 per win so far •Has been paid $23,000,000 per win against a rival so far #UMvsOSU

#UMvsOSU total yards: 1st quarter: UM 105, OSU -6 2nd quarter: UM 31, OSU 122

I like Thanksgiving, but I LOVE Thanksgetting.