I love everything about this thread (and all of this guy’s work).

Not sure about this new @BuffaloBills slogan: WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU BATHROBE? #INDvsBUF 🤔

It’s as good a time as ever to share my hard earned 48-card ⁦@johnelway⁩ collection (that’s where all my allowance went in the ‘90s). Happy 60th birthday to my childhood hero, and still a pretty awesome leader of the #broncos!!

#HeyNext Please be extra careful with math these days. Payal Kohli was off by a factor of 10. Her numbers would lead to 2 million deaths, not 20 million. Doesn’t make it any less grave, but numbers carry so much power these days. Hope this helps.

Wind chill: -35 million

I didn’t know the thermometer could go THAT low! Thanks for the math lesson, @alroker! @TODAYshow 🤷‍♂️😉

As in: Julio, Thomas, OBJ, & JuJu

And which one + Kelce, or two, would you take? Thanks! This is a very real situation I’m in!

Which NFL team should you root for? An interesting and comedic look at which team best fits you.

Here are your top 5 leading rushers so far in 2018. Ya know, just as everyone predicted... 🙃

I have two top-10 RBs already, but I grabbed Conner off waivers. Is Conner worthy of my (PPR) flex spot over a WR like E. Sanders? #fantasyfocus

Billy retries school, meets Veronica.

Announcing your 2018 COACHELLA LINEUP, generated by a neural network trained on thousands of band names: https://t.co/EskuBWOdfy

Bummed for football & humanity that we’ll come soooo close to, but miss, hearing: “JuJu Smith-Schuster brought down by HaHa Clinton-Dix.” @TeamJuJu @haha_cd6 #GBvsPIT #SNF

Please Obtain a Parachute, So I Can Ask You Some Questions About It #BadBookPrequels

My Cheese Is Sitting Completely Still #BadBookPrequels @midnight

Where the Sidewalk Starts #BadBookPrequels @midnight

Still Here Girl #BadBookPrequels @midnight

Love @TODAYshow, but plz don't call HRC's Colorado visit a "west coast" swing. NYC is closer to Gulf of Mexico than CO is to Pac Ocean! :-)

Just me, or does it look like there's an enormous hot dog behind the candidates? #GOPDebate