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FREELANCE POLICE OFFICER!!!!!! (very real and professional title) i love my partner and best friend sam!

New York City!
Joined August 2024
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@lugermorpha
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20 hours
it’s one of my two birthdays today!!! when i was born only half of me came out and the other half came out much later. thanks for the wishes you guys!.
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so there are these toye.
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Share a piece of lore about yourself
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IM FREE
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i'm gonna watch squid game with Sam.
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IM ALMOST FREE!!!!!!!!!.
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RT @WEIRDKUB: Pov: your rabbit husband woke you up again .#SamandMax #freelancehusbands
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27 days
me You wanna know who’s perfect? Read the first word again 💞.
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RT @stolemaxsbrain: recreation of a dream i had last night
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1 month
corn dog. Where is my partner.
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1 month
RT @Cookiecowchu: "Man I sure wish I could see the LucasArts guy" (idk if it has a name). The amazing Sam & Max:
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RT @Zaptor37: I love them. I love the panel where they sleep together curled up to eachother 🥹
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RT @WEIRDKUB: Is he wrong though?.#samandmax
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1 month
It’s nice to be appreciated in this community
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1 month
RT @lugermorpha: @luvbugo_0 we didn’t have blankets so morgan lent me a rag from her office. I think it has chloroform on it though https:/….
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1 month
Wait do I have to say woke the entire month of June. Seriously.
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1 month
//I’ve had this sketch lying around in my gallery for like a month now but I’m too lazy to color it burrrrrpppppp.
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1 month
Bastard left a hole in our roof too!
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1 month
HOLY SHIT LIL PETEY JUST GOT ABDUCTED BY A GIANT SPHERE ROBOT???????? AND FLEW AWAY???!&&!!?.
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HOLY SHIT LIL PETEY JUST GOT ABDUCTED BY A GIANT SPHERE ROBOT???????? AND FLEW AWAY???!&&!!?.
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1 month
his name is lil petey and sam said we could keep him so yippie!!.
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1 month
I found this cute little thing on the sidewalk in a cardboard box.what should i do with it? sam hasn’t seen the little anklebiter yet
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