(I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP EARLIER HELPME) . Happy (belated) birthday, Max! You're half the age you're supposed to be! I hope you like the gift I gave you. It's the chainsaw you BEGGED me to get you for a while.

RT @milssingg: SQUID GAME 3 SPOILERS!.-.-.-.-.-.-.this took too long. pls don’t flop or else i’ll pee.#samandmax #squidgame #sg3 #squidgame….

I lied.

What was that.

This damn app is so busted, I hate it as much as I hate eating cornbread and having crumbs everywhere like it was some kind of massacre.

Hello ‼️ I am now normal.

one more day! till we go back to my normal profile!.

RT @vestigialbones:

I think Max ran into oncoming traffic on the interstate . again.

RT @PlushedPuffin: “Bosco's Inconvenience” owner Roscoe Bosco donated $2,000,000 dollars to the LGBTQIA+ community. "I hope they find a cu….

RT @stolemaxsbrain: recreation of a dream i had last night

Sorry for the short hiatus, everyone! I swear I'll try to 'tweet' more frequently or whatever kids these days call it. .

It's hard being woke. .

RT @lugermorpha: It’s nice to be appreciated in this community

RT @lugermorpha: hiiiii @10bilfudgesicle

So, our son just got kidnapped by some weird orb-like robot. thing. I don't know if we should like, try and find him. ?.

RT @lugermorpha: I found this cute little thing on the sidewalk in a cardboard box.what should i do with it? sam hasn’t seen the little ank….