You may hate me but you simply fail to consider that I’m at the back of the back of the club, bass go barumpumbum, bass gonna do what the bass always does, chew on my waist like bubblegum, hit hit pop it right, sugar water cyanide, let the taste slip inside, holdin on for my life

the cut. this is easily the most I've laughed at anything all year

Shawn Levy’s biggest crime against humanity: What a boring fucking movie

Lazy ‘journalism’ is lazy

Just having a kickabout with my 5 year old down the local park and a man with a bowl cut and a Braintree Town coat on just came and asked what the score was so he could add it to an app or something? Was rambling on about it being his 1082nd ground? Wtf?!

Oh my god. They did it.

https://t.co/hnoGXj0OgC

@Laurencereade @fastfergie68 @puffpuff65 @Laurencereade you have 2 outstanding requests. One is for a public open space in Bristol. The other is for a 7-a-side 3G pitch in Caterton.

imagine being dead for 100 years, no one visits you, everyone you know is dead and gone then one day someone takes their time to find out who you are, cleans your tomb and places fresh flowers on you? sounds pretty cool to me

this is huge!!!!!!!

https://t.co/EMVzbbCpjd

‘Ted’ has returned.

https://t.co/eWMxClU09A

me talking to my oomfs

Mads Andersen with 15 duels won

James Watt rocking up to the Brewdog redundancy drinks and belting out a version of Tribute by Tenacious D

WE’RE THE FAMOUS LUTON TOWN AND WE’RE GOING TO WEMBLEY! 👒

We've gone from Fleetwood Mac's The Chain to "Tate McRae" oh Liberty Media when I get my hands on you

‘Ted’ returns tomorrow.

Buddy every day of his life 🙂‍↕️❤️‍🩹 https://t.co/ivudNuPiC5

Maybe a little over the top but people that actively dislike stuff like this most likely don’t even go to games, or many at that. A hate watch, never mind a collective one, is one of the best feelings in footy. Just won and all in boozer to watch rivals lose?