We’re hiring for our bakery cafe in Warwick. Living wage is standard, full time, serious applications only please. A hospo enthusiast who loves coffee. We’re a good bunch, staff food on shift and all the coffee you can drink too.

This is everything I ever prayed for

I sometimes sit on a train and wonder ‘have I been on this particular train before’ and then I realise this is how a career in train spotting begins…

Also, found out last week that I still fit into ‘kids’ shoes which not only come in better colours but are half the price so… I think I win.

Must remember to take hydration more seriously, must remember to take hydration more seriously

Picked up a rental car today. Poor chick on reception dealing with some guy on the phone who ‘left his rental car’ in Scotland. And now he expects them to pick it up. I’m in Birmingham BTW. Mega LOLZ

We’re looking for full time front of house for both cafes. Join us! Email jobs@warwickstreetkitchen.com #loveleam #leamingtonjobs #wsk #teamwsk

Baby yoda bread got me some. Ear ate before photographing. Very tasty it was. Owning a bakery is alright you know.

Morning! Do you know anyone in business insurance that would have a chat with me? I have a ‘high risk’ cafe bakery and the renewal quotes from my broker are coming in at bankruptcy figures. Would love an intro to a broker who specialises in our sector maybe? Ta

How to win the World Cup… send in the fucking girls.

Resilience is not a dirty word

Bellatrix enjoying your new book @richardosman 4/5 🐾 🐾 Lost one paw due to lack of treats

Unpopular opinion: just fucking do what needs to be done.

Absolute genius

Influencer collab requests be like… ‘yo, I know it costs over 2.5k per month in energy bills for you to be open at the moment but can I have a free lunch?’ #influencer #collabrequests #freelunch #jogon #supportyourlocalbusinesses

Spotify really does know me so well… Until it throws Metallica at me. Na mate. We’re done, I’m never trusting you again.

Trees do it too, give off distress signals to their tree friends. How can any of you sleep at night knowing this?

Last week I found out that ‘freshly cut grass’ smell is a cry for help from grass to other plants and I’ve been telling EVERYONE. But YOU ALL ALREADY KNEW AND NO ONE IS LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

So accurate

5 years since we opened the doors of WSK. In that time we’ve expanded to @SaintKitchen & the new @WarwickStKitch bakery in Warwick. Toughest year yet but I’m so god damn lucky to be surrounded by the hospo legends that I am. Wouldn’t change it for the world #hospo #smallbusiness