just upgraded my car with FSD (front seat dog)

@djcows am I doing this right

startup idea: turn signals for the shopping carts at a costco

Just bought my new iPhone!

smh I liked their old logo better

Either someone gained access to the Pixar account, or the intern forgot about like 50 scheduled tweets that they made as a joke

DEP AR T MEN T OF W AR UNITED STATES OF A MERICA This kerning is going to make me lose it

got denied from a position because I said I had experience in "AWS", but they were looking for "Amazon Web Services" experience gonna lose it

We need a gc with Elizabeth Holmes, Martin Shkreli, Sam Bankman-Fried, Billy McFarland, etc. I honestly just want to see what would happen.

performative tech bro starter pack

Oh shit tons of space in here I think we’re going to be able to do it

Girlfriend is moving for 8 months for a co-op placement - so I’m going to build her an “answering machine” that I leave messages on throughout the day Thinking old RPi or ESP32 hooked up to the buttons, light, and speakers I’ll update the feed with my progress

Anthropic and OpenAI have to hire this person

guess the tech stack

My aunt has started sending me AI-generated videos of babies preaching the gospel I think Gen X has fallen

Confirmed - we might even get some highway driving!

I’m hearing reports that the service area for robotaxi just got expanded! Waymo literally could never

In God we trust all others we monitor

Hey @grok @xai stop mining bitcoin on my phone in the background