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Took the woman of my dreams rock climbing yesterday #CaratTalk
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“Sounds good!” Whole time it sounds like shit lmao
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This GIF aged TERRIBLY 😭
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@loserhands_
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..........fire yalls graphic design intern immediately
@TempleUniv
Temple University
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Good morning, Temple. It's game day!
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@loserhands_
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On May 8, the three-year chapter finally closes. ✅Summa Cum Laude ✅Passed Bar Exam early ✅Graduating as an attorney ✅working at one of the largest law firms in the world in October Here’s to new beginnings! 🥂
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By far the weirdest thing about this Tory/Meg trial is seeing how many of y’all pretended to be Tory Lanez fans for the sake of pushing yalls undercover incel agendas lol
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@loserhands_
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My mom was feeling herself a lil so she told me to record her 😂
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@rgrjiii LMAO moms really with that stick play 😂
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@loserhands_
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I be randomly yelling “YOU THOUGHT I WAS FEELING YOU??” throughout the day and I can’t stop
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Lmao I remember when I was getting killed on here when this album came out. Glad y’all came to your senses.
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WLR has earned over a 1 billion on demand streams in the U.S❗️And ILoveUIHateU has sold over 500k units in the U.S. #playboicarti
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This man @theneedledrop really gave Chance’s album a strong 0...knew I wasn’t crazy 😭
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@loserhands_
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Every time I try to mute this phrase y’all figure out another way to spell it The hell is a “suwu 2 ya mama”? 😭
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@loserhands_
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO more like 16 days until you take down this post
@MeepMeepNation
Meep Meep Nation
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16 days till UTSA takes down Houston. #TakeDownHTown
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@loserhands_
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now THIS is jigging...not that airbending that you Houstonians be doing
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@loserhands_
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I guarantee y’all nobody mistook TSU for Texas State 💀
@txst
Texas State University
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Thanks to @drake 's new song we wanted to clear up any confusion... TSU = @TexasSouthern ( #TSUProud ) TXST = Texas State University ( #TXST ) Texas Southern is TSU in #CLB 💯
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@loserhands_
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2024 is the year of the lovers.
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@loserhands_
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Officially finished with my first semester of law school. Hardest thing I’ve ever experienced, but my God is greater than any & every obstacle. 🙏🏾
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@loserhands_
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Judging off the tweets I’m seeing rn I can tell a lot of you didn’t pay attention in Government class 😂
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@loserhands_
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This man has literally never missed and even had a nice heartfelt message at the end that wasn’t tone-deaf or insensitive. THIS is how you use your platform!
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@loserhands_
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I was literally this girls O-Team leader before she was poppin smh where’s my Met Gala invite????
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@loserhands_
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AYE THE DALLAS COWBOYS WILL BE THE 2021 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!! CALLING IT RIGHT TF NOW!!!
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AYE THE DALLAS COWBOYS WILL BE THE 2020 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!! CALLING IT RIGHT TF NOW!!!
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@loserhands_
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Grades just came in and I have officially finished my 1L year in the Top 5% of my class. 🙏🏾 By far the hardest year of my entire life, but as I’ve always said, my God is truly greater than any & every obstacle.
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@loserhands_
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@imOdd_ @The_Ambeezy “Spanish female she call me papi” “My diamonds they vvs” “They ain’t fw me when I was down but I’m up now”
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The rise and fall of DaBaby could be made into a Netflix special. Man went from the hottest rapper in 2019 to arguably the worst rapper alive.
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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This weekend's DaBaby concert in New Orleans is canceled following low ticket sales Ticketmaster's seating chart showed that hardly any advance tickets had been sold, even though they were priced as low as $35
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@loserhands_
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Astroworld was a Thug verse away from being album of the year...instead Trav decided to put on Nav with his Microsoft Word raps 😕
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I swear to GOD if I hear a “LETS GOOO” on Essence I’ll have a stroke
@rapalert4
Rap Alert (Backup)
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Should DaBaby drop an “Essence” or “Wockesha” remix next?
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@loserhands_
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Umm he has a name???? Which one of yalls part-time interns tweeted this???
@ESPNCFB
ESPN College Football
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No one was stopping Houston's QB from getting to the endzone 😮
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This man really lied about not leaving UH, left before our bowl game, went to UT, and then brought his new team over to our school to practice LMFAOOOOOO I swear I hate football bro
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@loserhands_
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But on Saturday’s y’all wear L’s :///
@UTAustin
UT Austin
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On Fridays, we wear burnt orange 🤘 #LonghornFriday #CollegeColorsDay
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@loserhands_
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“Don’t you go to U of H?” First of all, it’s UH
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@loserhands_
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LOL I really wasn’t expecting this video of me to make it to Twitter but here we are 😅
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@loserhands_
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AY #CowboyNation TWEET THIS GIF EVERY TIME WE SCORE! WE TAKING OVER THE TL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!!!
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@loserhands_
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That awkward moment when you tell people you’re going to be a lawyer and they immediately assume you’re going the criminal law route... I can’t free ya lil cousin man...tell him to take the plea deal. :/
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@loserhands_
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Looking back I was on the craziest love high when I tweeted this. Had no idea this pic would do all of this 😅Appreciate all of the love! *lovingly mutes tweet*
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@loserhands_
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2 days into law school ORIENTATION and I already have about 8 court cases that need to be fully briefed by TOMORROW morning....
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@loserhands_
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If you were there during them them dark days in Hofheinz Pavilion then you know how just sweet this @UHCougarMBK run is.
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@loserhands_
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After 20+ years, today is officially my last day of schooling ever. I’ll never have to see another test or essay ever again. Feels surreal 😭
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??? Please get away from my school
@HoustonTexans
Houston Texans
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Puttin' on #ForTheCity 👏 Keep on dancing, @UHCougarMBK !
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@loserhands_
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Texas reopening on May 1st??? Yeah y’all have fun with THAT!
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@loserhands_
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Law school “prestige” is so pointless. Nobody really cares where you went to school once you get your bar license anyways. As long as the law school is accredited, you should always consider applying to it!
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@loserhands_
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I SERVE A LIVING AND MERCIFUL GOD!!!!
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@DOPEITSMEL LMAOOOO man I don’t like the sound of this plan at all!!
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Wow UH is legit a basketball school again...I love basketball 😭
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@loserhands_
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“Yea bro i know where it is just follow me”
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FIRST YEAR OF LAW SCHOOL IS OFFICIALLY DONE!!! YOU MAY NOW ADDRESS ME AS WEST NI-2L-E!!! 😤🤘🏾
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@loserhands_
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Almost time for “My GPA doesn’t define me” & “you can’t get a job with that major” twitter to come out of hiding
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@loserhands_
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Got my bar card today…shit still doesn’t feel real 😭
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“JACKIEEEE....one morrrrrrre thing”
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@Prothro92 People were legit relying on Siri and the Shade Room for legal commentary lol shameful
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I'm sure it's been said already, but the way @UHouston & @UHpres handled these rough couple of days is nothing short of amazing.
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Dean’s List on my first semester of law school: ✅ Still can’t believe it, but I’m thankful for God’s blessings nonetheless. 🙏🏾
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I’m seeing play after play on everyone’s IG stories rn...did we find a cure?!?
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@loserhands_
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Y'all force that whole "stay lowkey" thing so bad...if people wanna be out there, let them. We don't care that you're "lowkey".
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AYE MAN ITS 2018 AND LOVE IS STILL DOPE!!! THE SINGLE LIFE IS OFFICIALLY DEAD!!! TELL YA MCM/WCW YOU LOVE THEM & CUFF RIGHT NOW!!!!
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While I’m relieved that justice was finally served, the bigger issue was how we were all worried and expecting a “not guilty” verdict when the evidence was as clear as it could possibly be. We have such a long way to go. #ChauvinTrial
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F O R T H E L
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@loserhands_
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Deshaun Watson tearing his ACL hurts the entire league so much...he legit made the NFL fun again
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@shea_jordan 😂😂😂 my bad bro
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As I’ve gotten older, “luxury” to me has become less about designer items and more about convenience. Like I’d rather pay to have someone clean my place than to pay for designer clothes that I’d only wear a handful of times.
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Got friends on the Forbes list, friends going to Harvard, friends working at the biggest firms in the world, & even friends making six figures at under 25... There’s success all around my circle & it’s so inspiring 😭
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LSAT on Saturday...please keep ya boy in your prayers 😪
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Colin Kaepernick’s name and legacy will go down in the history books. This man sacrificed his entire career for us & now look where we are.
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Dr. Bott for Chemistry was the reason I decided to switch my career path from being a physical therapist to an attorney. He used to literally eat our paper quizzes if they had fringes on the side. He ate at least 6 of mine
@UHouston
University of Houston
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Today is Professor Appreciation Day! Who's a UH professor that left a big impact on you?
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@loserhands_
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To my Black law students starting law school in an couple weeks: Believe in yourself. You deserve to be there. Don’t let imposter syndrome win. Set goals and work towards them every single day. Stay focused. BELIEVE in yourself.
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Officially a 3L! One more year to go! 🙌🏾
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You’re just salty because your horse broke down & now you can’t commute back home to kiss your sister on the lips :// Pls stop using up the last of your farm’s electricity & delete this
@ImgoingtoTexas
.270🍻🥓🌮🌶🍻
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@TXSportsLife Ha ha, UH the commuter, 13th grade school?
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A young black woman whose last week on this earth was probably the closest thing to hell was killed and your IMMEDIATE reaction is to tweet “not all black men....” ???
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RIP China Star...you will be missed dearly 😪
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These days I’d rather flex through my woman.
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@loserhands_
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Every time I look at how much I owe in student loans I just laugh...they never getting that money from me lmao
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I remember when UH lost to Tech last year and I had been talking trash all week. Suddenly Tech students who have never watched a sport in their lives were in my mentions asking me how the L tasted :/ By far the worst day I’ve ever had on this app.
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& for the last time, NOBODY at UH is mad about Herman leaving us for his “dream job” at UT, it’s HOW he left that was messed up. Y’all gotta stop creating this false narrative that all UH students are bitter about anything Herman-related.
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Dedicated my grad cap to one of my favorite rap albums ever. Will forever be thankful for this project @DOPEITSDOM 🇬🇲 S/O to @briaatortillaa for blessing me 🎓🙏🏾
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All the homies getting job offers and grad school acceptances left & right. Promise I’m up next.
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So many NFL careers are being birthed from this game lmao
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LMAOOOOOO even YALL don’t like coleslaw
@raisingcanes
Raising Cane's
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Box Combo. Extra sauce. No slaw. Extra toast.
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I’m worth about $17 dollars & I coulda told y’all this lmao
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@loserhands_
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....Fire yalls social media intern ASAP
@McDonaldsUK
McDonald's UK
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Him: Meet me at McDonald's? Barber: Say no more, fam.
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Conducting 1L interviews on behalf of one of the biggest law firms in the world tomorrow and it’s just so crazy because a little over a year ago I was sitting in my car praying someone would give me an opportunity. I’m forever thankful for it all. 🙏🏾
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Aye the University of Hawaii wild lmao
@HBCUfessions
HBCU Confessions
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Am I the only one that gets gassy/has to use the bathroom before I watch porn or have sex? Like I always fart at least once - Uof H
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There's something about UH that makes it special and if you go here you know what I'm talking about but you may not be able to explain it.
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I still remember watching UH basketball at Hofheinz Pavilion and the stadiums were always over half empty. Some professors would literally beg students to go to the games. To see how far @UHCougarMBK has come in such a short time makes this #1 ranking feel even sweeter.
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People with money will swear to you that money doesn’t solve your problems but literally everything thats pissing me off in my life rn is money-related lmao
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Harden already got the section booked at Onyx lmao
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UH had the audacity to ask me to donate earlier this week too lol the only thing I’m donating to is the Dana’s buyout
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One night at The Address and it’s over for him 😂 he better be careful
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
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ESPN Sources: Ime Udoka has agreed to a deal to become the next Houston Rockets coach.
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Almost everybody you see on social media faking it in some way. Run your own race!
@1ov1bri
BB🫶🏾
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People age 26+.. what is some advice you would give someone age 20-25?
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The FAILING Arizona Lamecats have convinced their students that they will win today. Ha!! Look at their ratings!! Weak on offense, defense, and SAT scores!!! Not good!!! Coach Sumlin is a traitor to the Houstonian people!!! I like Steve Kerr though!!!
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THE University of Houston has some of the most talent and gifted students in the entire nation. No other school compares.
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The only "rice" we acknowledge in the H 😤
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MAJOR facts. No slug to anyone that still attends one, but leaving my first African church was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. The level of toxicity that exists in some of those churches is unbearable
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Listening to your friends complain about how trash the party they paid to get into was, but you stayed at home 😂
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Changing my bio from “ #UH17 ” to “UH Alum” is easily top 5 most liberating feelings ever
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Hurricane Harvey finna obliterate UH but at least I'll finally be able to find a parking spot
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NOW THAT THATS OVER WITH, THE DALLAS COWBOYS WILL WIN SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR. I’M CALLING IT NOWWWWWW
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In case y’all forgot, love is STILL dope. We posting our women on the TL unapologetically & telling out GF’s we love them in public for the rest of the year!!!!
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Man I’ll always love UH football but I’m just happy I was there to witness the Greg Ward/Jackboyz days.
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Dude only asked for 200k and ended up raising $30 million dollars...this man is truly a gift to humanity
@JJWatt
JJ Watt
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$30 MILLION! And tomorrow is Gameday!
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IMAGINE YOUR SCHOOL NOT BEING IN THE FINAL FOUR!!! I CANNOT FUCKING RELATE!!!!
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A loud minority of people on here who travel once a year discovered airport lounges and $35 lemon drops and now its [insert any country here] is played out.
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