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sydney adamu as the ctrl album: a coming of age story of young black womanhood.
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i’m about to cry for her bitch that house was MF ONE OF A KIND GORGEOUS IT WAS FEATURED IN ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST
Cara Delevingne’s $7 million LA home was destroyed by a massive fire while she was abroad in the UK.
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We lost an OG tonight. Rest In Peace to Estelle Harris, a woman with spunk!❤️❤️
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“she’s been listening me since 2013, i know she’s got daddy issues, welcome to the family.” has to be one of the most fucked lyrics i ever read. not only acknowledging the advantage he’s taking of her, but laughing at it…
Billie Eilish’s ex, Jesse Rutherford, appears to be singing about her with disturbing lyrics on new song, “POV”.
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the animal-to-human abuse pipeline is very much an actual thing and it’s the first early sign of serial killers. when there is lacking empathy for a living thing, something is wrong and it needs to be confronted immediately just a tip.
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trump, marilyn mason, and tory lanez all in the same day. this one is for the WOMEN!!!!!!
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do y’all remember when megan first got mega exposure and the first thing she did was organize a “hottie beach cleanup” and people actually showed up lol i always think of that and it just reminds me why i stood behind her in the first place like she actually GIVES AF
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delete this?????
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zendaya without law
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everybody in the quotes proving her point
Selena Gomez's Organ Donor Francia Raisa Says She's Been Bullied Ruthlessly
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remove that heart this was the greatest travesty known to womenkind
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maneater being her theme oh they’re gonna hate her character bad but that’s why imma love her
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best friends to lovers i’m sorry we failed you
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what did they say about everytime a straight man get allegations against him he suddenly associate himself with the lgbtq community
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she thinks she’s dating bob dylan
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“ddg” “WHO”
Timothée Chalamet shuts down Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner fued rumours
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SHAMELESS CAST REUNION SUPPORTING THE WRITERS STRIKE TOGETHER OMG
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your favorite horror film couldn’t even do this
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advertising it as a revenge film for victims yet too scared to murder the men of the film but had no problem killing off the lead woman who sought out the revenge pls don’t care if it was “realistic” it was a slap in the face and she’s never been respectable to
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this film had the potential to become celebrated but that fuckass ending said no
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disrespectful whore behavior
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opening a coconut with his bare hands before calling his politically infamous cousin a prick in a way that made me laugh…i need him.
The way JFK’s grandson just never has a normal or cohesive Instagram story
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divorces. cheating. winning best actor and actress. behind the scenes fucking. had the entire crew nervous about coming to work…caused ACTUAL damage and what came out of it? the first established ship of all time and the fans WON. that’s how you do IT! nobody is touching them!!!
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pr should be this good again like they’re giving old hollywood why lie
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the kind of pop punk princess tumblr girls been waiting on for a decade
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Jennette McCurdy reads email from abusive mother on Red Table Talk, where she asks her to send money for a new refrigerator at the end.
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listen to these bombs. be UNCOMFORTABLE. WAKE UP. seventeen seconds and hundreds of lives lost. no human is meant to endure this yet they’ve been dealing with this for decades and it’s getting worse. a nightmare and it’s their reality…unfathomable and completely unforgivable.
The sound of the bombs dropping are absolutely terrifying. Oh my god
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starring as yourself in your own overdramatic musical about your life should be one of the goals like this is kinda everything…it’s kinda CUNT.
New trailer for Jennifer Lopez’s ‘THIS IS ME…NOW: THE FILM.’
Starring Lopez, Ben Affleck, Keke Palmer, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lewis and more.
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this. a24 not contacting the last remaining brother of the von erichs until after the iron claw was made…the aaliyah story a younger zendaya turned down…it should be an ethical requirement to request an individual’s permission for a biopic or “inspired story,” based on THEM.
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PUT IT IN THE HALL OF FAME NEXT TO THIS ONE
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just left black panther and i need them both IMMEDIATELY
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joe jonas hitting up the call her daddy podcast in 3…2…
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carrie’s biggest fumble…she couldn’t come back from this one.
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abbott elementary needs to be cancelled or completely revamped cause that whole cast is daisy jones and the six next level evil no way they need to be around children let alone getting paid and praised for it
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THE VAGINA TUNNEL IS GONE😭
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you don’t gotta like carrie but mama is still fun to watch because everyone else in gonna make sure her ass is READ DOWNNNNN. “not only have you ruin my marriage you’ve ruined my lunch.” one of the best lines ever hello!!!!!
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after selena gomez stayed silent as the most followed person on instagram w/ a platform that could make a difference for palestine, she supports israel and amy schumer’s dehumanizing posts. there’s no reason she should be the most followed after this. BOYCOTT RARE BEAUTY.
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Leo Woodall has the sort of transfixed gaze that’s sorely lacking in romance films. Nobody looks at their love interests like they want to live in their skin anymore!!!
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ayo edebiri the people’s princess…
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those sitcom episodes when they try to pass off a dead person as alive
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they’re not casting sex addicts and shag specialists as duos who are forced to spend 14+ hrs together in isolated locations and making others suffer from it like they used to nobody wants to have fun anymore!
If you guys want movie stars back, you have to be okay with some spouse stealing. You can’t have one without the other.
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i think carrie gets so much hate not cause mother is annoying (she is) but for the most part she’s representation of our most embarrassing selves like she took so many hits for the TEAM.
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for the normal people who don’t know, darnell is not just zendaya’s assistant but firstly her brother!!!!!
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MY SHAMELESS FAMILY 🥹💖💖
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how the satc girls should’ve done big
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“what the hell went on between you two…” jimmy kimmel doing god’s work for once in his life…he got them bitches to CRACK.
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he don’t look like this no more
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THE BALL PIT AND THE PUSSY PALACE!?????
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girl i know he somewhere PISSED 😭
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bisexual men better hide or get ready cause it’s summer i just watched challengers and i’m OUTSIDE AND I WANT YOU.
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calling them monkeys on a keyboard when they’re overworked and underpaid and are literally fighting atm to be treated as real workers is funny to those who aren’t in their position… who’s side are you on????
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it led to the guest room with a bamboo bunk bed…
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cause why would peeta gag like that
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big ass platform and always saying something so stupid lol if you wanna watch torture porn where the crew was abused and the original female director was fired then just say that!
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happy anniversary to heathers the campiest girls love murder film ever
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y’all hate final girls sooooooo bad
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where patrick fumbled tashi for good. cause you know who wasn’t embarrassed or jealous as a member of her fan club therefore present during the worst moment of her life? OH.
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miranda had that shit ON
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NATASHA LOCKING THE DOOR WHEN CARRIE TRIED TO GET IN BACKSEAT WITH HER IS SO CRAZYYYY MANNNNSNSJJSJSKS FUCKKKKDKSKWKKW I CANNOT BREATHEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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LONG LIVE THE DAVIE BOWIE BATHROOM
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drew seeley don’t got the it factor that’s why it’s his voice and not his face
18 years ago, drew seeley and vanessa hudgens released 'breaking free'
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the glorious costume room and vagina bouquet…the beautiful piano and pinball machine. i’m mourning for this woman…
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MEGAN FOX FINALLY DUMPED THAT SLENDER MAN COPYCAT PINK HAIRED NAKED MOLE RAT OH SHE’S FREE!!!!!!
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yall are so fucking weirdddddd
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this being the bear’s official theme song
Joe Keery is seeing his musical project Djo find life on the charts with "End of Beginning."
"I feel like I owe Jeremy Allen White."
Interview:
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ayo making fun of jeremy during his win and being happier for him than he was lol i never loved people idk sooooo much they’re my family <3
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gillian anderson and david duchovny
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richie gets away with literally everything in s1 but tina isn’t allowed to be a menace for the first three episodes, let women explore their emotions!!
just started watching the bear… does she get better???
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greta gerwig and america ferrera at beyonce’s renaissance tour oh count that as another MOTHER CONVENTION FOR THE BOOKS!!!!!!!
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women can’t struggle with postpartum depression without being called evil and selfish btw
Bradley Cooper says he struggled to connect with his daughter when she was born but eventually grew to adore her.
“First 8 months, I don’t even know if I really love the kid. It’s dope. I’m watching this thing morph… Fascinated by it. Loved taking care of it. But would I die if
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@paulswhtn
she’s british! she just switches between an american accent and british one depending on where she is 😭 she perfects both of them really
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rest in peace to the gucci swan wallpaper and hat room…
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miranda when she pulled her neck and aidan helped her off the bathroom floor
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also pointing out billie ellish and her brother removed their lame ass neutral ceasefire pins before they performed at the oscars. such a cowardly move lol girl fuck both of them wholeheartedly.
her hiding behind her hair while finneas is on the lookout bro i’m CRYINGGGG 😭😭
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the voice of dolly parton’s goddaughter. debbie harry’s sister. stevie nicks niece!!!!!!!!
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playing in everyone’s face…
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ayo edebiri the woman that you are. knew we could trust you princess!
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@THISISVOIDED
like…how could you say this aloud without an ounce of shame let alone put it in a song people pretend to listen to. a creep on all levels.
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outsmarted production made it to the end with only two allies faked a showmance with a man who took her to f2 to get casuals on her side both outlasting his entire alliance peeta robbed social king getting afp katniss best winner in years
we dont talk about how she had no strategy, just comp wins
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said she was gonna try to help save the environment and showed tf uppppppp
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back and sad again…
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when they kiss before sydcarmy does
they’re serving their comeback in s3
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nobody on normani’s team should have to tell her to not work with chris brown when we all had functioning brains when the abuse happened and he’s had a reputation since. it’s not about her being protected it’s about her supporting him. normani is grown and didn’t care, that’s it.
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you would have to force me into a straitjacket then stitch my lips shut and sail me into lake lanier to make me shut up about my novel being turned into a movie idk
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i get high and start ranting about THEM
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the bear officially back in business oh family we are sooooooo back
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