Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody Profile Banner
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody Profile
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody

@lordelor13

Followers
891
Following
788
Media
1,791
Statuses
14,731

Lorde’s secret gaylor account | #1 thighlor | started #swimgate

she/her 22🩷🤍🧡
Joined April 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
just a friendly reminder that taylor alison swift cannot swim
15
14
241
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
2 months
we were all begging her for ttpd promo and now we just want to k!ll ourselves
30
2K
14K
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
i still can’t believe taylor swift put her hand up her dress at the vmas
10
53
2K
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
6 months
SHE THOUGHT THE PODCAST THING WAS ADORABLE??? DAMN MAYBE SHE IS STRAIGHT 😭😭
@SwiftNYC
Taylor Swift Updates
6 months
“This is all started when Travis very adorably put me on blast on his podcast, which I thought was metal as hell… we would never be psychotic enough to hard launch a first date. When you say a relationship is public… that means I’m going to see him do what he loves, we’re
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
261
5K
67K
27
53
2K
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
6 months
your new girl is my clone
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
8
104
2K
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
i’m so happy for her!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
9 months
Taylor Swift out in New York.
383
2K
30K
3
104
1K
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
3 months
Tweet media one
3
147
1K
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
5 months
taylor swift creating the color scheme for the eras tour:
4
68
916
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
taylor that one time she liked lesbian p*rn on tumblr:
@tkelce
Travis Kelce
10 years
Sorry about that last tweet... We're definitely getting better today though! My apologizes to the real fans on here
20
7
28
1
54
714
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
the rep tv announcement is something that can be so personal to a lesbian
4
81
572
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
2 months
if taylor swift wrote casual:
10
42
523
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
the jokes write themselves
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
22
15
481
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
taylor swift on april 26, 2019
@tkelce
Travis Kelce
14 years
fux it...... im out!
0
12
22
5
59
476
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
if there’s one thing about me it’s that i’m a thighlor
Tweet media one
1
28
478
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
4 months
okay so are we all ready to talk about the hand placement like
Tweet media one
13
17
456
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
taylor swift when someone looks like her:
@tkelce
Travis Kelce
13 years
I love this type.......
1
1
8
0
24
443
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
GUYS
Tweet media one
8
8
413
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
2 months
dyke levels were off the charts this day
Tweet media one
5
23
363
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
liz huett listening to i can see you:
@tkelce
Travis Kelce
2 years
@two16settle You see me dawg!!
0
0
2
2
37
327
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
8 months
spot the difference
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
54
322
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
3 months
changed the lives of lesbians around the world
4
18
317
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
hmm i wonder why that is
Tweet media one
5
25
314
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
tonight’s surprise songs summed up into one tweet:
@tinybraidlor
alcott .
7 months
gay sex makes me me
3
38
179
0
50
292
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
8 months
thinking about the time my cousin forgot the word homophobic and told me someone was being gaycist
3
9
256
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
8 months
hey necklors i found something when looking at all my eras pics/videos earlier that i thought everyone might enjoy :)
Tweet media one
4
6
237
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
say don’t GO? it’s time to GO? taylor you need to GO announce rep tv
1
29
214
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
my prediction for ch 8
Tweet media one
3
8
195
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
Tweet media one
2
22
168
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
6 months
@gardengatelor HE WAS WHINING HIS ASS OFF ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GIVE TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT HIS PHONE NUMBER AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE?? LIKE DAMN IF THATS ALL IT TAKES TAYLOR I’LL START A PODCAST MYSELF AND DO THE SAME THING
4
2
173
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
they’re just superglued together for convenience at this point
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
18
161
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
electric guitarlor come home the kids miss you
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
0
27
158
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
what the hell did i just watch
26
11
140
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
FUCK HER HAND OHHH MY GODD
Tweet media one
5
9
143
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
2 months
and people try to say this album is straight
@TSwiftLyricsBot
Taylor Swift Lyrics Bot
2 months
you and i go from one kiss to getting married
1
61
300
3
14
132
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
8 months
what a pap walk does to a lesbians camera roll
Tweet media one
2
18
123
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
literally what was she doing in the studio recording this album for the background vocals to be like this in every other song
@wisterialor
🧚🏼‍♂️ wisty 💫
11 months
girl is NOT whoa holding her breath 😳
0
1
49
7
4
118
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
6 months
taylor swift dyke at 33
Tweet media one
3
14
122
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
1 month
one thing about taylor is she will sing maroon or yoyok for surprise songs as much as possible
0
9
124
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
@gardengatelor i can’t believe we have a new picture of her doing this look in the year of our lorde 2023
1
2
119
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
2 months
Tweet media one
3
15
118
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
4 months
there are two things i know for certain: 1. lea michele can’t read 2. taylor swift can’t swim
8
14
114
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
@filmstylls
styli
9 months
?!?!?!?!?!?!
66
492
5K
1
1
112
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
have a break at work rn…
Tweet media one
5
10
105
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
6 months
“MOTHER IS MOTHERING” YOU CANT BE SERIOUS. TAYLOR LOOKS LIKE THIS AND YALL ARE STILL CALLING HER MOTHER??? I WANT HER TO FUCK ME WITHIN AN INCH OF MY LIFE
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
5
15
107
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
@gruffrep i’m pretty sure her thighs during reputation made me the lesbian i am today
1
4
104
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
if i speak….
2
6
101
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
who up oh lording taylor’s hips and thighs
5
13
102
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
@taylorslavender she’d be crying after the first one
3
0
96
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
@swiftismygf MY QUESTION IS HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE
2
0
96
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
i’ve been thinking about this since i saw it on the livestream it was life changing
2
4
98
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
the things her this bodysuit does to me…
3
9
94
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
🍪🍪🍪 or ✈️✈️✈️
@akariixv
Akari
9 months
You just can't.
Tweet media one
3K
121
2K
5
11
92
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
@gruffrep after seeing the false god west village hetsplanation i don’t even wanna know what they say about this🤢
2
0
89
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
she’s so hot i need to take a bite
1
7
89
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
#NewProfilePic spreading the taylor swift can’t swim agenda✊
Tweet media one
2
2
86
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
all of us when taylor pops out of the stage in the orange 1989 set:
@tkelce
Travis Kelce
15 years
this could get crazy
0
0
3
3
15
89
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
@gaylorgirlblog i wish i didn’t know how to read
0
1
86
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
taylor swift really meant it when she said “i know places we won’t be found” the day before karlie kloss showed up to the eras tour and then disappeared off the face of the earth with her
0
9
85
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
until the ocean dries up. until everyone stops ranking debut last. until joe alwyn becomes as extremely famous and there’s nothing he can do about it as that article predicted.
Tweet media one
0
15
85
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
thighlor til the day i die
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
7
9
81
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
this is the straightest i’ve ever seen josh kushner look and he still looks like he’d be waving the flag at a pride parade
Tweet media one
5
0
79
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
KARLIE KLOSS KAME OUT THE KLOSSETTE??!!!!?!!!
2
3
76
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
“she has CANONICALLY dated men but we aren’t sure about women”
Tweet media one
3
6
77
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
8 months
me: i love all the 1989 vault tracks equally!! also me:
Tweet media one
3
26
79
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
2 months
i’m not understanding anything rn for all i know robin is from batman’s pov
4
11
77
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
@reputationisgay she looks like she’s trying not to laugh at herself lmao
0
0
71
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
@gardengatelor she’s described houses in more detail than she does men. this is like saying that is a very plant looking tree or something
1
1
73
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
6 months
taylor swift to jack antonoff once the cameras cut after he said “lyrics too? jesus…” :
@tkelce
Travis Kelce
13 years
@C_Raig_Carey haha well then..... You have successfully caught me in a blatant lie...
0
0
2
0
8
72
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
YALL SEEING THIS??!!
2
7
72
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
christian swifties listening to false god:
@tkelce
Travis Kelce
14 years
@DanielleFudge hahaha what? why would you bring the lord into this?
0
0
0
0
4
72
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
8 months
i don’t care if he was dying, he didn’t have to cut her hair that short
Tweet media one
1
8
68
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
@klossestfriend maybe it’s personal trauma with my brother and the fact that i’m a lesbian, but i would NEVER compare a romantic relationship to my relationship with my brother🤢
0
0
69
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
id pay more than i did for eras to have gone to cat school with her
0
11
70
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
coming out as a late stage swimlor. although i’ve held the belief for a while thay taylor swift could not swim, i think it’s very possible that she has learned and can now swim, just maybe not very well.
11
5
68
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
3 months
taylor swift albums as sinklor photos
9
21
72
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
all i did was ask her if she could swim ???
Tweet media one
1
7
65
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
she looks like she would hand me my oatmilk latte and i would be thinking about her nonstop for the next month
Tweet media one
3
6
67
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
this is about how far into the water she’s willing to go
Tweet media one
2
3
66
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 months
if there’s one thing about taylor swift it’s that she will sit down at the piano and start playing a gay as fuck surprise song with no introduction
1
10
69
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
taylor swift in the 1989 tour movie
Tweet media one
2
7
61
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
@lavenderfishboy the funniest thing is that if either of them are trying to get the others attention it’s definitely taylor trying to get karlies lol
0
0
64
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
@hairpineater i was attracted to her in the bad blood music video without even realizing that’s what it was
1
0
66
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
2 months
“I don’t care if I can’t swim! I am NOT wearing a life jacket!”
Tweet media one
2
5
68
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
joe alwyn probably can’t even count just like he can’t act…but that’s okay because this song has nothing to do with him
2
2
61
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
@swiftismygf omg more kissgate training??
1
0
62
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
8 months
#testetruthers never forget what was taken from us💛
2
11
64
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
@lavenderfishboy hoping, praying, manifesting, wishing on a shooting star that she’s just there to accept a friendly invite and have fun at a football game and that’s it
3
2
63
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
4 months
she doesn’t repeat any other song the way she does yoyok😭what’s wrong with her
6
3
64
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
0
59
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
taylor this wasn’t funny. i didn’t ijbol, i didnt lmao, you didn’t even get a single lol out of me.
1
17
60
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
@filmstylls she was hot and bothered that’s what she was
0
1
59
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
8 months
THE WAY SHE HUGS THE BRACELET TO HER HEART WHEN SHE GETS IT OH I LOVE HER SO MUCH😭
0
2
58
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
@xolavendeer @everloretay13 boo! scary gaylor here! hope you rounded up your police to protect the swifties from my lesbianism!
0
0
56
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
4 months
“this one i wrote when i was 12 years old”
Tweet media one
2
4
57
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
10 months
sometimes i think i joke about being lorde too much on here that i accidentally gaslight myself a bit into thinking i’m her…because why was i listening to melodrama earlier and thinking “damn i really ate with this album” like okay identity crisis 😭
4
1
55
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
11 days
everyone everywhere is currently killing themself
@tswifterastour
The Eras Tour
11 days
🚨| TAYLOR IS CURRENTLY PERFORMING A MASHUP OF "The Prophecy" and "long story short" IN LYON, FRANCE FOR DAY 1 OF THE ERAS TOUR! #LyonTSTheErasTour
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
533
3K
39K
0
8
59
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
tayvis shippers are about to be so annoying oh god
3
3
58
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
7 months
taylor swift on dec 4th 2014:
@tkelce
Travis Kelce
15 years
night out with the fellas, SHIT WAS POPPIN!!!!
1
26
56
1
8
56
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
9 months
@lacysribbons i’m not sure that’s the reason for THIS
@filmstylls
styli
9 months
?!?!?!?!?!?!
66
492
5K
5
0
55
@lordelor13
Dr. Lorde F. Lightbody
4 months
does she think walking out looking like a huge dyke makes up for her hitting the pharblor nation towers this morning
2
1
57