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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
4 days
@FLVoiceNews
Florida’s Voice
4 days
NEW: Court records reveal allegations that GOP governor candidate James Fishback began a secret relationship with a 16-year-old who later lived with him in Washington, D.C. https://t.co/3PiNoCzWFz
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
5 days
JUST IN: Iron Condor wants to build physical VIX storage units in space
@Kalshi
Kalshi
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JUST IN: Google CEO wants to put data centers in space
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
9 days
This is my quant
@Kenchongdong
Ken chong
10 days
@market_sleuth @lord_fed VIX rejected upper FIB of 28s and slashed through all of the support. It bounced off 15.57 FIB support. Your call on Thursday is too early, you might want to call it today. However, the floor if it breaks 15.57 is so far at $12s. Good luck, next time pls bring technicals in.
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
10 days
Amen. Also everyone smarter than me is a nerd and everyone dumber than me is a retard.
@AgustinLebron3
Agustin Lebron
10 days
Everyone faster than you is a front-running sniper or quote-stuffing queue-gamer. Everyone slower than you is a degenerate gambler with no real edge.
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
12 days
This is hilarious. I didn't even know about the text messages https://t.co/JRMOWqE7Lq
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thebulwark.com
Plus: Tim Pool becomes persona non grata at TPUSA party.
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
13 days
As a top 5 all time Fishcunt-hater, I just love to see this. Another hopeless attempt of him trying to grift to the top. Unfortunately I am blocked, so I have to watch this whole thing getting pulverized from the sidelines.
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
21 days
Curious to what the sample size is
@BillAckman
Bill Ackman
22 days
I failed to mention that this works much more effectively when you are moving. So on subways, elevators, escalators, airplanes, buses, and even walking down the street, it is most effective.
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
29 days
This post, which I thought was an obvious joke, has 500+ bookmarks. Stay safe out there✌🏻
@longironcondor
Iron Condor
1 month
Now this is real alpha😱
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
1 month
I love prediction markets
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
1 month
Now this is real alpha😱
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
1 month
Everything and everyone is for sale
@AlexanderSoros
Alex Soros
1 month
So proud to be a New Yorker! The American dream continues! Congrats, Mayor @ZohranKMamdani 🇺🇸🗽🌊
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
1 month
@markoinny
Marko Kolanovic
1 month
K shaped economy visualized. Literally. Next recession, companies will falsely blame layoffs on AI. Let them eat LLMs moment and masses will demand heads of AI queens (like in 1793).
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
1 month
In case you were wondering: yes he is selling a newsletter
@SetupAlpha
SetupAlpha
1 month
Why I love my job: - My strategies work so I don’t have to.
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
1 month
Ask yourself: are you desperate because she’s bad, or is she bad because you’re desperate?
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
2 months
1. Any major trading operation looks like a version of this 2. Cubicles are way more depressing
@MichaelDell
Michael Dell 🇺🇸
2 months
Congratulations @jpmorgan on the opening of your new headquarters! 🎉🇺🇸🙏
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
2 months
Here I go
@emilyraustin
Emily Austin
2 months
I’m officially launching “Hot Girls for Cuomo” If you’re a hot girl for Cuomo, I want to hear from you!!
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
2 months
Hey @EurexGroup this is worth looking into
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
2 months
BREAKING: CBOE has submitted a proposal to the SEC seeking to expand options trading hours, introducing a pre-market session from 7:30 AM to 9:25 AM EST and a brief post-market session running from 4:00 PM to 4:15 PM
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
2 months
These deep otm fishcunt puts I bought last year are deep itm rn
@lebas_janney
Guy LeBas
2 months
Head of Macro getting his fund liquidated and closed is about the best thing that could happen today.
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@longironcondor
Iron Condor
2 months
Is there a market on fertility rates that I can sell?
@sama
Sam Altman
2 months
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right. Now that we have
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