fiona snapple
@logladytrainee
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"i wanna lay down flat and watch dune" - @katya_zamo
new england, baby
Joined March 2008
a cool way to ruin your life is to get a job you find even marginally meaningful
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bad post AND a misuse of "thusly"
girls watching frankenstein: i hope the movie shows jacob elordi’s thingy 🙋🏼♀️ boys watching frankenstein: i hope the movie shows that man is the true monster—thusly when he is playing god 🤔
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preparing to put my beloved cat of 13 years down during the busiest work week of my life, feeling like i may have a full halloween breakdown
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Something weird is happening with the word chic
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tell me i use a meme wrong, automatic block. i was born in the game. not new to this, i'm true to this
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nobody wants this uses pop music to a nauseating degree and has questionable takes but adam brody is so hot in it i will watch all of it
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dodgers fans bummed after a game one blow out? red sox fans need to teach you that this isn't over til game 7
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my bateman tweet brought the strangest thing: an obsessed bill hader foot freak
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can i say something
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this so succinctly describes my interactions with my 24 y/o coworkers
Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name “Pearl” for her daughter, “but,” she said, “that’s the name of the daughter in…” and we both said “the scarlet letter” as my other coworker said “spongebob.”
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she puts up insane eats vs. flops tweet ratio numbers
Kevin O'Leary is so wealthy, it makes your eyes water. He fails to understand that those 150 human extras need the SAG credits to meet insurance minimums of hours worked, and, and, the little money they do earn helps pay rent and food, something that men like Kevin will never,
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For the first time in Drag Race herstory you were asked to prepare a spoken word lip-sync performance of the I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING scene from Daniel Molloy's Interview With the Vampire. Our guest judge, the vampire Lestat, will drain the loser. Good luck & don't fuck it up
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I'm not fodder to be used for your content engagement.
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i love the LA dodgers
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"No spoilers please" your enjoyment of a novel should be dependent on form alone. Grow up
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see the thing that’s hard to imitate about Twitter is that’s it’s horrible. that’s what we like about it
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