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who would have thought it, animals enjoying something that actually represents their natural environment, fuck zoos
Edinburgh zoo closed due to snow - but the penguins are loving it
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class lookin scran, guys needin a new set a plates but that ones aw chipped
Half a Loaf of Tiger Bread Filled with Chips and Gravy by James L
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probs cause 3 days is shorter than 31 days ya fuckin plank
tell me why the first 3 days of February have already gone faster than the whole month of January tf
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asked ma da to get me a pair of Kappa Chinos n the cunts came back wae two coffees
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hi if yer called Emma n yer fae Johnstone n yer bf is a tall blonde boy called Joey whos currently heading inty glesga I regret to inform ye the toilet doors just opened n evdy on the train saw him dain a shite
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they lost a Euros final, lost the darts final, Hamilton lost the F1, 5th in the 6 nations, fuck knows how to even check a cricket score but they have probs lost that anaw, still the most arrogant country in the world
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the R no bein a capital is really tearing ma life apart
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Refugees and Asylum Seekers welcome in Glasgow.
Racists and Fascists are not.
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had 330ml of fruity cider n im sittin thinkin about how weird it is that theres 7 billion other cunts on the planet cuttin about doin hings n ive nae idea wit they are upto
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mad that snapchat is now censoring nipples man, try it the now, send me a pic n itll be blurred when i get it, weird as fuck (logankennedy76)
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dain a distillery tour asking myself whys Robbie Neilson dain a weird accent, fuckin Juan Mata hahahah
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there ye go la
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ive got pals gettin married n having waines n getting gaffs n ive no had a burd since p7 or a wage since december
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when yer pal picks you up n yer wearing a green jacket, grey hoodie n orange specks n stick yer tongue out
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doosh, haud that ya baldy bastard up ye
An alligator roaming through a central Florida neighborhood head-butted a trapper, knocking him out cold in a last-ditch effort to escape.
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been taking it well too far wae the bevy recently n id like to apologise to absolutely nae cunt for ma actions
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just went into burger king n asked for a whopper n got given a cunt fae glesga uni on a tray
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all yer dreams are made, when liam tweets that him n noel are sound again
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sittin in a pub in Valencia n a Celtic fan ordered a pint of orange juice - waiter brings it over n the guy takes a tan n goes mental about pulp in it, whole pub erupts into "get the bits out now" disgusting scenes
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fuck sake Sophie Ellis-Bextor been found dead at ma relatives gaff, murder on ma grans floor
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here be a class bam up if it wisny bees wings that made the buzzin sound n it was actual there wee bee mouths, like they just dae it to annoy us
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Day 14 - Favourite Quote.
Gabriella - "T as in Troy?"
Troy - "No, T for fucking Techno."
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absolutely bizzare that folk bow/courtsey tae the queen, if I ever bump inty her she'll be getting a wits that on yer top? boosh flick right aff her wee lizard nose
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we are not through cause Norway failed to beat Spain, we are through cause we spanked the whole groups wee bums
🏴 𝗦𝗰𝗼𝘁𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝘂𝗿𝗼𝘀!!!
Steve Clarke's side are off to Germany for
#EURO2024
after Norway failed to beat Spain!
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hilarious how many folk gettin ragin at me no havin seen the titanic, as if im gonny waste 3 hours 20 mins of ma life watchin a film where i already know the boats gonny sink
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they are two of the hardest lookin cunts ive ever seen pmsl
💪 What a photo of
#Lazio
defender Stefan Radu celebrating with the Ultras after beating Juventus 2-1...
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Molly Mae? more like Molly Maebe shut yer fuckin mouth haha amarite
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UPDATE
Matt has been found on Sauchiehall Street. Police and friends are there just now. Really appreciate everyone sharing and helping out. Thank you so so much.
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couldve went for "eggsellent morning" or "eggciting morning" or witever but naw egg morning hahahahahahhahaha
Okay I don’t always like puns but this one got me good!
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netflix absolutely adore puttin a sequel to a movie up without having the first one on
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ma maw still taps me money for ma lunch at work the week before payday
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if u play Krept n Konan "On My Life" at exactly 23:57:37 tonight, Konan will say "I bought weed with my EMA fuck Theresa May" at exactly midnight.
start 2018 the right way.
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possibly the most tory looking cunt ever, fell right out a the purge
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the weather would be like this everyday in an Independent Scotland
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class hing about T was it didny matter if the acts were gid or total shite, ye got to sit about fuckin stinkin of mud n bev in broken campin chairs n be a total fuckin dafty for 3 days straight wae yer pals
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mental one day ye were just born not a clue wit was hapnin n slowly coming to the realisation we are stuck on this doomed spinnin baw of shite getting shafted by posh rich cunts
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why does evdy always hink Aliens are gonny be worst cunts man bet they are sound as fuck n enjoy a bevy as much as us
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eating a piece n crisps in yer bed is an absolute snackcident waitin to happen man crumbs everywhere
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aw absolutely canny wait for aw the "no washed since last year" patter, yer da's no washed his cock since 2014 n yer maw loves it ya wank
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hahahahhaa been sittin laughin at the Louis Theroux lookalike for ages didny even notice the guy in his speedos
Pitch Invader of The Day: Arbroath v Montrose. (2011)
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shes not crying because shes sorry, shes crying because shes lost her cooshty wee number, fuckin scum
@BBCPolitics
"I will regret those remarks for the rest of my days"
Allegra Stratton gives a tearful statement as she resigns as government adviser, after she was seen in video joking about lockdown Christmas party at No 10
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think dugs think we just go walks without them when ye leave the gaff? ruined ma own day there
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told Manpreet to start filming that steward cause I seen him staring at him the full first half, not the first time hes been singled out for his skin colour at fitba grounds in Scotland, an the polis came in heavy handed cuffs n aw when theres at least 300 to back up Preet
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Apparently I called
@dgaston_1
a ‘white paki basterd according to these two stewards. Any Thistle fan in the stand can back up I’d never say such a thing. Suffered that shit all ma life man
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We can confirm that Billy Gilmour has tested positive for COVID-19.
Having liaised with Public Health England, Billy will now self-isolate for 10 days and therefore miss tomorrow’s UEFA EURO 2020 Group D match against Croatia at Hampden.
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sister was tellin me a story of a guy spillin mince on his shoes earlier, how many other cunts spilt mince on their shoes the day?
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when the bouncer hits ye wae "no the night pal youve had enough to drink"
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fuckin how shite are odd numbers, needless wee fannies, some are alright like 7, 21, 399, but thats about it, wee smug cunts
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how dae folk that dont get offended by racism have more morals hahahah absolute weapon
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bold cunt on the train home last night trying his luck wae this single maw, as a last ditch attempt just before he got aff at his stop he pointed right in her face n screamed WITS YER NAME ON FACEBOOK hahahahahahhahahahahaha genius
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imagine piping up like that when ye look like Tommy Shelby, if Tommy Shelby listened to Avril Lavigne n drank Monster
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cunts like this are absolutely the biggest bams about, imagine actual thinking the royal family are special or better than evdy else n devoting yer time to them, fuckin weirdos
Royal fans have begun camping outside St Mary's hospital in London where the Duchess of Cambridge is expected to give birth to her third child.
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hahahaha mad cunt in the pub last night doin front flips walked up to me, grabbed ma heed n said in ma ear "its no a competition mate, its a journey" then went back tae shufflin hahahahhaa
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Tyson Fury did not battle all his mental health problems n put on a world class performance n nearly get sparked out for Gemma Collins to compare herself to him after cuntin it on some pishy tv show
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hahah was driving through the clyde tunnel earlier n tried holding ma breath aw the way, ended up passin out n smackin the wing mirror aff the motor beside me
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calling all Muslims terrorists while idolising Pogba, Kante, Ribery, Ozil etc, get yer head out yer fucking arse
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im single ladies hit me up n we can talk about animal liberation xx
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dont worry about exam results n that, I came out ae school without a clue of wit I wanted to do n now I've been made redundant twice👍🏼
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aye
Are u even Scottish if you don’t go to Glasgow for the day in your big jacket and hat and take a picture of house of frasers with the lights all done up at Christmas’s time???
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size a him wae that absolute scare-do btw hahahaha sittin there like the last chairbender
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folk ma age settlin down n getting married n im still sittin arguin with cunts through messages on xbox
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Dear Logan, dont leave ur phone in the taxi if u plan on running away without paying.
From a disappointed (not angry) taxi driver.
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dunno who he is but he looks hot, amusing and single
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hahahahahahahahhaha theres a chinese in hamilton called Chinamite thats fuckin outstanding hahahah
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Tiffoney has been locked in Firhill and will not be returning to Livi. Don't phone here again.
👏🏻 | Congratulations to
@tiffs7
who has helped loan side
@PartickThistle
to the League 1 title after a 5-0 win over Falkirk last night.
The striker has netted 8 times in 12 appearances whilst on loan at Firhill.
Well done, Tiff! 🏆
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