in any case, let's journey forth with the same zeal as my friend's grandfather who, on his death bed, self-published an autobiography titled "It's Been Fun!".

hello @LoveisBlindShow shouldn't the experiment eventually end?.

I tried taglining this series "no two men should have all that power," but no dice.

hello @Apple I can’t sleep and so I got to thinking about my resentments which I’ve decided to reframe as “opportunities for growth” and the best opportunity I can think of is the one you have to make saved voice memos much easier to locate on iPhones.

at a starbucks in LA, eavesdropping on some VERY delicious industry talk:.Lady: "Do you know who Zac Efron is?" .Man: "Yeah." .Lady: "He was really good in Wedding Crashers. Have you seen Wedding Crashers?".Man: "Yeah." .<lull in conversation>.Lady: "Have you seen The Office?".

WHAT ARE YOUR TIPS AND TRICKS FOR STOPPING A LOCAL SQUIRREL FROM DIGGING OUT ALL OF THE DILL I'M GROWING.

just received word from WeWork that offices are making a comeback.

they’re playing ‘rape me’ at the erewhon in silverlake.

RT @DannyDrinksWine: Anjelica Huston & Liza Minnelli on a road trip to Mexico, 1975.

RT @realDonaldTrump: Judy Garland was much better, to put it mildly! #Oscars.

Hidden in the cellar? It’s Debbie Wasserman Schultz, preemptively motioning to impeach Donald Trump!.

Where’s Bill? Also holding a balloon!.

Over there by the cake? It’s Huma Abedin, furiously emailing.

who’s in this room? It’s famed comediannes Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham! Dejected, one of them is holding a balloon.

pop into one room, and there’s Katy Perry! Seated at her brilliantly lit vanity, she’s writing “ROAR NO MORE” across the mirror in lipstick.

truly her (my) best idea yet.

SLEEP NO MORE but it’s the Javits Center after dusk on Tuesday, November 8th, 2016: the night Hillary lost.

I am in a shocking amount of trouble with @Delta for having been canceled on six times in three days!

one of my friends said something stupid and so I replied “how do you figure?” and then she replied “lol Lina you are SUCH a journalist”.

@velasharaptor and truly, perhaps even especially(!) @quietguynoises. Who is such a rock to everyone, constantly.

AND @velasharaptor!.