muppet enthusiast :)
@lizzard_29
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"The weather" is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds
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longing to be a bee on a flower or a bird with a fly or a migratory bird or perhaps just an unripe blueberry
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was gonna play where-will-the-next-person-sit in a waiting room with TWENTY-SIX open seats not next to anyone. tell me why a man comes in and sits next to me. this game sucks
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i took an everything shower last night, y’all know what that means 🤞🏻
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Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.
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rolling up to the carolina fiberfest in a shirt i knit with dreams of cute old ladies complimenting me 🤭🤞🏻
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(kept this one in the drafts until we landed because i didn’t wanna stress my baby out)
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all the twilight movies are available on my flight so if we go down just know i died happy
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girlfriend of almost 3 years strapped me so good the other day im shy around him again
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2025 is my year for crying in public (as was 2024 but i think i can do better this year)
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