Parker Lewis
@lizbianess
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RORY MACDONALD. wait actually, I’m an Al guy now 🗽 Marnus Labuschagne. Collingwood FC. Oh and I try to be the swellest kid I could possibly be 👌🏼
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That moment DC got caught sleeping on the job.. wee bit delayed my friend
#UFCPhiladelphia
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Tale as old as catfish time 🥲
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Ya girl PL is off to a wedding and took a nice photo but forgot to tidy the background 😂 rookie error
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ONE > other MMA promotions cause I get a sick wristband that CHANGES COLOURS 😱
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LOL the guy was abusing so hard he lost his watch and asks for Rance to pick it up, I’m crying 😅
#AFLPowerTigers
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My dad has been taking photos of the QR codes instead of checking in 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I just said ‘an elbow to the face must really hurt’ so my sister decided to elbow me in the face without warning and can confirm - it hurts 🥲
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Old mate PL has attended beautiful
@ski_steph
wedding today and wog weddings are good if you wanna rock 2 looks in one day 👌🏼
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My partner just got granted his Australian permanent residency after 5 and a half years and it’s just a bit wow 🥺
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Masvidal: “I would fight that guy (Bisping) in any supermarket parking lot, I would fight him for a parking spot.... that’s how much I don’t like him”
#UFCSydney
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A guy here wanted to do a shoey and I did what any self respecting Australian would do and handed him my full schooner. Bless ❤️
#UFC271
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You fucking fools have fallen for it again 😭😭😭 everyone’s new and beloved catfish account
@MMAMolly
is a scumbag who has stolen
@mollygenie
pics & vids. When will you learn that 99.9% of the time people DONT say ‘Hi new to
#MMATwitter
‘
Real Molly is cute tho 👀
#UFC264
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Would just like to point out this is the face of someone enjoying their last night out before lockdown who continues to do ‘the right thing’ as they have done like 99% of people from Melbourne have done for the last 11 months. We aren’t the problem.
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So Ryan Spann wants to fight either number 1 or number 5 next? 🤔
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What’s happening?? I’ll tell you what’s happening Twitter!!! I’m allowed to drink outside my house for the first time in forever!!
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Happy I paid 60 bucks for the most embarrassing moment I’ve ever witnessed on live television
#TszyuInoue
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Full kit wanker mode today because Daniel Ricciardo is a treasure 🥹
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Honestly I think the world would be a better place if it was a 4 day working week every week. Feels much more balanced rather than grinding for 49374738 hours of your life to then have 2 days of rest. Lunacy.
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I’ll die by the sword that men tennis players should be paid more than women tennis players if they’re playing more sets and equal prize money at grand slams are ludicrous 🙃
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Throwback to last October where I legit look like I’m photoshopped into this photo with Tai Tuivasa 😅
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Lmao Melbourne players singing with masks on and no arm linking after literally climbing all over each other for the last couple of hours. I just wonder how dumb the people make these decisions feel? Like on a scale of 1-10 surely it’s at like.. 50???
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My parents came over today for Mother’s Day lunch and I gotta say she is a great egg and instead of complaining about fights, became fully engrossed 😂
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Still can’t believe I dodged the Rona for 2 years to get it now. But so fucking thankful I’m not that sick and can enjoy my wine (I can taste!) and actually have a lovely NYE. Happy new year ya filthy animals. Thanks for being you and here’s to a better 2022 xxx
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Lel just saw this and sorry but I’m a Jake Paul fan now 🤷🏻♀️
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I’ve realised over the last couple of years I’ve had ‘friends’ unfollow me on various social media platforms because I have a difference of political opinion. Such a dangerous way to live if you only surround yourself with people that think exactly like you.
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Melbourne are going to fuck Collingwood up the ass no lube next week 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Old mate Parker Lewis losing her cash at Stakes Day with shit hair to boot 😂 least it’s been fun!!!
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My husband bumped into Sean Strickland today in Sydney and ended the brief encounter by saying ‘good luck, I hope you kick the shit out of him tomorrow’ and I’ve never been prouder 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Decided to watch old episodes of Australian Gladiators and man this was a great decision 😂
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I feel like my camera would break if I tried to take a photo from the opposite angle 🥴
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Tonight I made ricotta and spinach stuffed pasta shells in a bolognaise sauce… and forgot the spinach cause I’m an absolute numbnut 😒
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Got through my first weekend of zero booze since.. pre pandemic?! Celebrated with an 11km walk and i think this means I am officially the healthiest person on the planet 😅
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Decided this needed to come back for luck and spomen. One of the most random and luckiest Thursdays of my life in 2019 - going to Fed Square straight from work looking like a bum and getting shitfaced and then brave enough to meet the best people 😅❤️
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My dear friend
@ski_steph
just joined the twittersphere after being forced into coming to the pub to watch fights today 😅 go follow her and show her how fun Twitter can be!
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My favourite thing about footy is that we all know there’s things in life that are more important than our teams 🤍🖤💙❤️
#BigFreeze8
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Got some of our wedding photos back and I loveeee them so some spam incoming 😅
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I perfectly cooked lamb backstrap tonight and here to brag about it ☺️😎
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How bout GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYY let us have more than 5 fucking seconds of fucking freedom every 2 months. We are over 90% double vaxxed, we’ve done EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING WANT US TO. Let me breathe fucking air if I want. Fuck off.
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My heart is heavy for anyone that hasn’t had the privilege of smashing some of these on a Saturday
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The view from our bed the next few days. I can’t see myself even shutting the blinds for it to be dark 😂
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Joe’s tie is bothering me so much 😭
Why is it so wide?
Why is the knot so loose?
Why is it off centre?
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I’m so confused. I went out for dinner and this is how it ended up?? 😅
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I strayed away from pizza Fridays and did lamb shanks in the pressure cooker with potato and cauliflower purée with broccolini sprinkled with Tuscan garlic salt. Why does sauce make things so messy 😂
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Medical receptionists are such pricks and I have no clue why. I worked as one for 9 years and the first thing my manager said was ‘people aren’t feeling well as it is, don’t make their day worse’ and it always stuck with me. DROP THE ATTITUDE.
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“You can get coronavirus doing a bench press but you can’t get it licking someone’s asshole”- some chick sitting 3 tables away. I’m in literal tears choking back this laughter 😅
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Starting to realise the whole mixing beer, wine and vodka yesterday wasn’t a clever idea 🥴
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Forget phase 1B of vaccinations, I’m at phrase 1B of mask wearing if no one is around which is ‘pretend you’re wearing your mask but actually only have it on your chin in case someone walks by’
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Overdressed at the cricket with fluffy hair but don’t care 💁🏻♀️
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VOLK JUST SAID THIS IS FOR DANIEL RICCIARDO BEFORE DOING HIS SHOEY 😭
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Worst thing about iso birthday: no option but to stay at home like every other day for the better part of 3.5 months
Best part about iso birthday: unapologetically drinking wine and watching races since 2pm on a Wednesday 🥂
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SO MY CATFISH MATE
@SmeshdT
has blocked me but his real account
@LitterisMike
hasn’t. Don’t post the same photo on both accounts you loser
#MMATwitter
(
@MMAcatfish
this is where you post the video)
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RACE TIME BABY!!!! Cmon Danny Ricciardo! And cmon Volk!! What an afternoon ❤️🇦🇺
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Ok my sister just bought my imaginary kid a picture story book and didn’t know this wasn’t a thing 😬 It’s fantastic!!
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First night out where I’ve got out of lockdown lyf and actually got ready for it ☀️ 🍷 🥳
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Back to Liz’s ‘food twitter’ account - tonight’s dinmer was a delicious harissa lamb and Moroccan cous cous dish and I just feel a nice sauce and better presentation would have been 🤌🏻 I’ll add it next time 🥰
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I think he’s said approximately 15 times over the past 90 minutes, “Liz, that lasagne was SO GOOD” and I agree 🥰
I’m now ready for sleep after that cook 😅
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Made friends with a doggo whose owner is uneducated and hates horse racing so now it’s awkward 😂
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First time I’ve been to a nightclub in... years and this is how I end up 30 minutes in 😅
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