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“We as gay people get to choose our family.”
The families we chose:
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If you read this series in middle school, you’re LGBT now.
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I just know her Sunday Scaries are through the mf’ing ROOF right now.
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ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO MEET R*B AND*RSON?
When I can see him sucking dick on the dance floor at the after party for free? I’ll pass.
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The White House Monkeypox briefing nightmare lineup.
spending money on that unfunny white gay truly seems like the best use of resources
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Being gay in 2024 is just saying “Not Ekin-Su, lord not Ekin-Su.” over and over again.
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“Yes we were made aware of the incident with the twink bottom that occurred in the Senate hearing room. I don’t have anything further to share and I’ll have to direct you to the Senate.”
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Being gay is just commenting “🔥🔥🔥” on your friends’ Instagram posts until you die.
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C*itlyn J*nner is a bad person and has no business running for public office.
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Lorne Michaels has a golden opportunity to do a skit with Maya Rudolph as Kamala Harris and Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer on the next episode of SNL
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Not THIS sitting in front of me at the Kacey Musgraves concert. 🙄
Watch this space and send bail money if needed.
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I took my first airplane bathroom n*de today and let me just say… 30 looks good on me. 🔥
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Shoutout to this mathematician from FIP who knows a thing or two about the quadratic formula.
We stan a woman in STEM!
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Choosing to live in DC means always having to figure out if dropdown menus list your “state” as “District of Columbia” or as “Washington, DC”
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One of my biggest pet peeves is when I ask someone how old they are and they say, “How old do you think I am?”
Bitch this is not the carnival. I asked you a question.
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Today marks my 12 year anniversary of coming out for the first time. Stay gay, y’all. 🏳️🌈
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Just walked by an elder gay couple and they looked at my shirt and we just gave each other a friendly, knowing smile. 🥹🏳️🌈
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Took a great m*rning w*od picture when I woke up. Sadly still no circle (🟢)
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If I don’t get called a f*got from a moving vehicle today this outfit was a total waste. 🌈
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Watching your train leave at Metro Center because someone in front of you was standing on the left.
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Excuse me, Do you have a second to talk about our Lady and Savior Sasha Colby’s talent performance from Miss Continental 2012?
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Bunker loves committing to a bit and you know what… I respect that. 🥥🌴
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The cherry on top of what’s already been an amazing week… I GOT A RAISE! 🤩
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I really decided to treat myself last week, huh? ✌🏻💖🧡💛💚💙
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Louie quite literally cannot survive without cuddles.
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Meghan McCain hairstyles that were originally popularized by Lizzie McGuire... a thread.
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Happy to report that serotonin levels have restored back to normal levels.
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#SOTU
seems like a good of a time as any to see who remembers this man from the Jan 6th hearing.
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@queensofbravo
“We’re definitely not gonna be dating*…”
“*Because I’m having an affair with Sandoval.”
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I showered, put on real clothes, and styled my hair for the first time since I found out I had COVID. Oh… and I have a mustache now. 👨🏻
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If my phone autocorrecting “Thanks” to “Tbh anal” is gay rights then I don’t want them anymore.
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Feeling a little micromanaged by my WFH supervisor. 👀 🐱
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Called my mom to figure out if I got Pell Grants in school (I’m pretty sure I did) and we both started tearing up. This is gonna change my life 🥹
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Insta story saw it first. Don’t let people shame you for not wearing a mask outside (once fully vaxxed). If we don’t normalize following updated CDC guidelines then we’ll never get back to normal. Literally never.
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NYC oomfs: Your unproblematic* DC faves are on our way!
@anthonydmusa
*slightly problematic
I was today years old when I learned that you can’t buy alcohol at Safeway before 9:00am.
Needless to say
@anthonydmusa
and I are on our way to New York!
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Hello! Do you want to come work at my accounting firm?
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Went to the bar. Did the shot. Got the pic. 🥥🌴
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She also continues to create the false narrative that her experience as a trans woman is THE trans experience which is extremely harmful to vulnerable populations, especially Black trans women.
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Anthony took this iconically hot photo of me just now. ✌🏻
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POV: You’re my laptop and it’s Linus’ afternoon cuddle time.
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Btw he’s looking for a stepdad that will step up!
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“And then they sold her masters to Scooter Braun who she can’t stand and THAT’S why she’s re-recording and releasing albums with the original title followed by (Taylor’s Version). They’re HER songs and she wants to have ownership of them!”
AOC and Paul Gosar…. what on earth could this conversation be about?
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Became a part of the contact lens wearing community today!
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