joke's on u, u unfollowing me is my fetish

when boyfriends start to pick up new little traits and phrases. An angel on one shoulder and .. the other, well you know

obsessed with saying "i've heard of that" about things like pablo picasso or the sun

the chores are neverending but so is the love

me n my bf passing the bechdel test today

They're trying to herd me through a mountain pass

a few points to consider: 1. i have to take a shower 2. but what if i Don't

let's just have fun and see what happens . And be passionately inordinately in love for the rest of our lives

too many books about the boring depravity of the publishing world. we need more authors who are not authors

using the powers of my mind to imagine what 16oz is

theres nothing wrong with a diet coke i just don't partake in that lifestyle

the world turns specifically for me. And my tea kettle

ive always thought id unfortunately be an amazing famous person

trying to convince everyone to watch riverdale like "listen to me closely. u need to watch riverdale. this is the worst show I have seen. the acting is ridiculous. u will hate it. Archie has a gun. u will love it with ur life. Archie from the comics went to jail for murder"

It's quit your job summer AND loving her fully & completely summer

If you can't make perfect pillowy scrambled eggs for the woman you love you're not going to make it

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I wish there was a disease that made you look blurry in photographs

babe i'm bored... let's read a book about communicating directly

in all of the lives and universes and timelines in which i have loved my boyfriend in our ceaseless forms time and time again, i am so glad we are now in the one in which he does not have a weird mustache

my todo lists are like Laundry Groceries You know what…Live a little Pay Bills