Lilly Sparks
@lilly_um_sparks
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silly rhymes with lilly ,comedian writer actor, 🇵🇸
Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2018
I hate @PureGym I can’t even pay yall money to get a guest pass on my account and can’t even log in cause you made a pin, no phone number for help , have to wait 5 minutes to enter the gym with these weird doors , weird ass brand changing , terrible app and website 👎👎👎👎👎👎
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I just hope Peter gets Lois a thoughtful gift this Christmas and not something last minute like usual. I know he loves her but she deserves something real this year
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I stay bricked idk idk
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I’m not finished with the series yet but I feel like he would have been cooked my share my location 😭😭
The idea made me curious enough that I ran the numbers on whether Breaking Bad still works in 2025 with modern oncology drugs and payor coverage. It mostly doesn't. In 2025, Walter White's "inoperable" cancer is usually managed with targeted therapy, and his annual costs are
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I relate to Walter white in that I also have two phones and I don’t know who to trust
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Let me voice act 2026
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Use this post as an excuse to post a short video of yourself 🙂↔️
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Going viral on Twitter and putting the phone up my p*ssy 🤩
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This shit blew up so I’ll add some lore- I actually got a very similar job 2 months later to what I applied for that’s way better, and I’m a comedian so I was just transmuting the pain I felt after being rejected 🥸
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I got rejected from a job I was over qualified for after being unemployed for a year plus
What’s the lore behind your pinned post?
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Bringing up my special interest the perfect amount at friendsgiving
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Not if I’m squatting 💔💔💔
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Unfortunately for my haters the stair master is working
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