Jeff Ballard Profile
Jeff Ballard

@lifespan

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Developer for Ripple Effect Studios, former Xbox dev, does not make treadmills, opinions are all my own.

Carnation, WA
Joined May 2008
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Jeff Ballard
4 years
Fuck me, I'm going to have to chose between Brady's Bucs, QAaron's Packers, or a non-Seahawks NFC West team for the Super Bowl? Go AFC!
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Jeff Ballard
4 years
Oh hey, I know what this is now. It's actually not bad Wordle 205 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jeff Ballard
4 years
Power and internet out since 8am. I hate that we are burning gas this evening to keep semi normal, but love that it is watching Ghostbusters on Blu-ray. The argument tonight is over the best lines in the movie.
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Jeff Ballard
5 years
I'm not a big Halo guy, but that is a damn good looking game console/controller.
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Xbox
5 years
20 legendary years of 117. ​ Introducing the @Halo Infinite Limited Edition Xbox Series X - pre-order today: https://t.co/Lw3KEYkHho | #XboxGC #OpeningNightLive
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Jeff Ballard
5 years
How I can tell I am getting old. I have been using Twitter a lot for months now, then I realize it has been 3+ months since I last actually made a tweet. So... guess I will go back to playing Hades and Issac and let achievements be my posting for a while.
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Jeff Ballard
5 years
Twitter trip report. I believe I am seeing far less ads on here than other places which is great. A lot public figures have way too much free time. My network is too small to really make things interesting so the best outcome might just be trolling politicians...
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Jeff Ballard
5 years
I am realizing today that COVID led me to not only lock down physically, but emotionally. I have fallen very much out of touch with a lot of people and really need to step up my game in just being a social human again.
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Jeff Ballard
5 years
Does Twitter advertise more over time? Because today as part of my "I'm getting more in to Twitter" I noticed that my Facebook feed has become 30%+ garbage ads and that is actually why I am having more fun following many of the same people and pages on Twitter.
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Jeff Ballard
5 years
Just realized that I have been spending more time surfing around Twitter than other social networks over the last few months. Maybe this will be my ~20th attempt to engage on this platform? ...Just kidding, I'll give it up in a day or two.
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Patton Oswalt
7 years
If you are depressed or feeling suicidal please please please please please reach out to ANYONE. I never get to see Brody Stevens again I can’t stand this. #RIPBrodyStevens #818ForLife
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Jeff Ballard
8 years
Twitter account back from the dead. Come check out my talk at GDC today!
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acrosstheriverarts
12 years
2 more days until applications are due for Release! We need more performers for the December 10th part of the... http://t.co/gpzqJ5pEjE
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Jeff Ballard
12 years
Finally got the the end of Binding of Isaac by bringing the Polaroid to beat ???. Only took me 113 hours!
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Jeff Ballard
13 years
Umph
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Jeff Ballard
14 years
Watching MLG tourney for Max Payne 3 reminds me that the game is damn fun.
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Jeff Ballard
14 years
Drunk conversations over spawn points and rendering methods louder than the TVs in a sports bar. Only at #E3
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Jeff Ballard
14 years
LTE in LA... When is this coming to Seattle, ATT?
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Jeff Ballard
14 years
Found a Denny's. A place that isn't $20/plate? Special...
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Jeff Ballard
14 years
Welp, this hotel room is an odd one http://t.co/wEddNbsn
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