Well well well…. You beautiful little buggers. You did it….!!!! This genuinely feels monumental! 💋. Massive congrats to @DaveR_Lichfield - he will be magnificent, and we all want you to succeed! Go get ‘em, Tiger!. Commiserations to Michael, LDs, and others.

Well, we are hugely surprised by this……NOT. We keep hearing from worried parents about ATLP schools being badly managed, and now it seems it’s absolutely true. Careful where you send your children, Lichfield.

A known liar, who represented a party known for its lying and truth twisting rejects being branded a liar. Who do we believe here?? ⁦@Jeremy_Hunt⁩?. Hunt ‘knowingly and deliberately’ lied about finances, says Reeves

RT @DaveR_Lichfield: Olly Watkins you absolutely beauty!!!!

Another great update from our fantastic MP. It's so good to hear what's happening and makes everyone feel more involved in the process. Thanks Dave, keep it up. 💋.

Never underestimate the damage having someone like Fabricant in office can do. The fact that Dave Robertson is everything Fabricant never was is the truest victory for integrity, compassion and respect. Time for a fresh start. Time for decency. Time for change.

Mr Rees-Death seems to have only just stopped crying to nanny about the meanies from the comprehensive school not letting him have his own way, so doesn't want to bring it all up again. Let them sit and stew in their protofascism while the rest of the country has some success.

Already we're hearing more about what our MP is doing for the constituency, for us, than we ever have before. A fantastic start Dave, and so good to know we've a humble and honourable man representing us. 👍.

If you're someone who's unsure about the new government, someone who voted for @DaveR_Lichfield (MP!), someone who voted Labour to keep the Tories out, listen to this. Angela Rayner is someone who understands real life. She's an incredible woman.

Hopefully France has seen sense and rejected far right. Good to see the left unite to keep them out. 💪.

You plonker, Rishi. 🤣

RT @AlanThompson58: Spotted on a wall in Manchester just now ……. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This was the spaffwit's post, which he deleted because someone pointed out that he's a moron & wisely advised him to remove it. That, or he's died of his own cringe.

Fuck off. Sunak said goodbye with his wife holding a £500 Francesco Maglia umbrella.

Apart from underplaying many of these (Vallance for one), we'd rather have normal people with experience of real life in charge than any of the previous silver-spooned, hedge funding Etonian pig shaggers any day.

The view that a Labour government is less viable through having a "shallow victory" due to low turnout is silly. The electorate is jaded, tired & cynical, not to mention suspicious after the Tories wrecked everything. It's a reflection of the Tories being shit, not Labour.

Just like @GaryLineker said, the world's a better place at the moment. 🌹.

Only 24 hours in, and already ⁦@UKLabour⁩ has achieved more to avert strikes, than the Tories did in 6 months. Well done ⁦@wesstreeting⁩

Just in case you forgot or thought it was all a beautiful dream. It ain't. They're gone and a fresh start awaits. 💋. #FucktheTories.