Throwing my life away in transportation hubs

Starting a restaurant so I can name my first dish Tofu Eggers. (Needed to come back to this platform after years away to share this update.)

if you go back in time you may realize your twitter persona has pretty dramatically changed over time. just a warning

Just realized Mena Suvari and Mira Sorvino both exist, but separately. Also realize my followers may get an alert that this is my first tweet in a while. Still felt.. necessary.

personal update: yesterday someone called me out in a meeting for having peanut butter in my eyebrow.

Overheard in NYT cafeteria from sock salesman (yes) to 3 others: "It's just socks. But actually such a small space around your ankle can have.. such an impact." --------> MAKE AN IMPACT 2DAY THRU SOCKS.

It's alive.

Thanks @rendamorton! And agree, it's great to see the design process featured.

Congratulations to the whole team - but particularly the designers @kdudish @elenaygianni @Thea_Lorentzen - who've seen the entire giant, effort through!

"Can you pick up the LaCroix tall boys with the light purple flavor?" said a Person in 2018.

Was g-chatting and accidentally clicked on someone's G+ profile. Got real spooky over there! No thanks.

Friends, I have a small role in the latest Spa Western to hit theaters!

Congratulations to the designers who have put nearly 2 years toward this effort. It's all in service of helping to empower an entire newsroom to tell stories with stronger capabilities for expression and intention: @MKx2PR @dvsch @paperlemonade @thomasrhiel

In case you missed it last week: we at the Times launched a new article page platform that puts the journalism front & center and, importantly, sets the stage for much more to come.

Mondays can be hard. Rainy Mondays can even be harder. Rainy Mondays when you get woken up by a Flash Flood alert on your phone and you jump out of bed because you think this is some kind of home intrusion can be the hardest.

I'm having trouble personally connecting to all the bots in my life right now. Anyone have tips?

Accurate self portrait.

I already have a valentine AND ITS MY MOM!!!!!

Yes Mom, I WILL be your valentine. Same as every year.

Oh lord, I’ve been playing piano this whole time with my shoes untied. Safety first, everyone.

i've done the research: it takes 3 vending machine mochaccinos with whole milk to equal a lunch