@domwhite8 @lhoggett Well thanks again for doing your good citizen duty! Elvis has left the building and is safe and well at home. #niceone

@CareyJScargill Ronald?

@rhianetherton must be photoshop. I've never seen anything like it!

@rhianetherton I know what I wrote, my skin is exceptionally soft. #passmethecocobutter

@rhianetherton you don't need fake tan with skin like mine #greekgodess

Proof that the trains from Preston to Manchester need improving. http://t.co/XE8lXvk4

Full English for £2.20. #charters #bestrestaurantinpreston

Toy story = best film ever

I drilled through a man's knee today. Surgeon or joiner?

Sounding sarcastic no matter how many ways you try saying "that sounds great"

Toffee nut latte #winterishere

Apparently the tower of london doesn't offer discount to able bodied student... http://t.co/2JMZ5iCt