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Voice with an Internet Connection. Leftist oaf, trans rights, Parklife

Amsterdam
Joined May 2017
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@lexrees
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2 years
Goodbye, @PodmastersUK. Sorry I almost destroyed the company in the process of making this .
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@lexrees
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Manchester United. DEEPLY funny.
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@lexrees
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2 days
Being a red from the North West >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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@lexrees
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3 days
Unfortunately, Arsenal are going to win the Premier League.
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6 days
Afraid it will take an unprecedented naming and shaming at the top level from Arsenal before them winning a trophy becomes remotely palatable to me. We’ll see!.
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@lexrees
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8 days
Can someone tell me how to feel about that new Joyce Manor track.
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@lexrees
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9 days
I’m not saying this whole thing is a complete soap opera but I just read all the non-football-specific paragraphs of this to Celeste and got her to guess which Mormon Wife posted it.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
9 days
🚨⚠️ BREAKING! Alexander Isak releases statement: “When promises are broken and trust is lost, the relationship can't continue”. “I'm proud to be recognised by my fellow professionals with a place in the PFA Premier League Team of the Season for 2024/25. First and foremost I
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@lexrees
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13 days
SIAMO TORNATI COSÌ.
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13 days
It’s over.
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@lexrees
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16 days
Now that I've blocked nearly 30,000 Twitter Blue accounts the algorithm just does not know what to do with me anymore. Did you know Call of Duty Zombies has a plot now? I'm getting dozens of tweets about that. The CW's Flash TV show? Turns out it has actual fans.
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@lexrees
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19 days
Dean Henderson put his cap on. We’re losing this match.
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@lexrees
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21 days
Fly free my beautiful boy. I always believed.
@OptaJoe
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22 days
3 - Since his Premier League debut in August 2022, Darwin Núñez scored more 90th-minute winning goals than any player in the competition (3). Indeed, only six players in Premier League history have ever scored more. Memories.
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@lexrees
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30 days
LRT: Thinking you can somehow improve THE WIZARD OF OZ using AI is possibly the most hubristic use of the technology I’ve seen so far, happy to be corrected but Jesus.
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@lexrees
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30 days
RT @YlGACLAN: cinematographer: *intentionally blurs the background of a shot to create a depth of field, putting more emphasis on the chara….
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1 month
I start out as the kind of DCM that means we never have to sign Fabinho, but because of the centre-back crisis I switch to RCB and have been there ever since. You are NOT allowed to judge me because this has helped me to sleep at night more times than I can count.
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@lexrees
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1 month
The real details of what I’ve been going through mentally over the last few months are pretty hard to share. But it means that the main thing that brought me comfort is less embarrassing; I have been imagining where I would fit in the current Liverpool squad.
@ALFfansAndorra
Llama 🇵🇸
1 month
probably the hardest part of being a man in your mid 30s is slowly coming to terms with the possibility that you might never make your debut in a major league sport.
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1 month
This one’s going platinum as a reaction image I suspect
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1 month
Achieved something I couldn't even do at the height of my unemployment last year and went to the movies every weekday this week. No one more At the Movies than me rn
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1 month
Remember how Donald Glover put out a trailer for a film that doesn't appear to exist? What were that about.
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1 month
Trying to get back into the job hunt after 5ish weeks of Breaking Down and I'm considering resurrecting a style of cover letter that I started doing last summer, which did actually get me hired but which was indicative of a less serious but nonetheless obvious breakdown
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RT @Tom_Nicholas: You do actually have to choose between being "appalled and sickened" and "we simply have to continue to send them fighter….
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