It’s ok… it’s alright… It’ll be on fire

I played rhythm games with umru and he said “is this too fast for you old man?” And he meant it sincerely…

I thought umru was me for a second

No one cared who I was untill I put on the mask…

If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he filmed a "No Kings" protest. Trump admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled 21 years ago.

Ok I’ll bite… what’s so gay about Paris? And how can we do whatever that may be in the United States…

Guy your meeting for the first time at the bar who has never seen squid game, “yeah this is kind of like squid game right now”

“We have war criminals and genociders trying to convince the world they care about human lives in Gaza.” Dr. @SamiAlArian of Istanbul Zaim University spoke to TRT about France and Saudi Arabia co-chairing a conference this week to push a two-state solution. He blasted the

So glad we could all get together to celebrate our upcoming group colonoscopy!

British prime minister Keir Starmer doesn’t care about the slaughter of Palestinians in Gaza. What he cares about is covering his own back for complicity in the ongoing genocide.

It all started in 1971 when Johnny Hard, Steven Rock and Keith Cafe had an idea for a restaurant….

Zohran Mamdani hasn’t said anything negative about Jewish people or cheered on their suffering. Yet these four demand he “condemn” such rhetoric. They, however, have *all* expressed support for a government that’s committing a genocide & killed Americans. Will they “condemn” it?

Paraphrasing a locked account I saw this quote tweeted on, but Trump is shilling his most unpopular piece of legislation of all time, and just bombed Iran (also widely hated). Dem leadership spending any amount of time smearing Zohran right now tells you all you need to know

We live in a beautiful world…

I get in my head thinking some of this stuff is obvious but then I remember how much bullshit I was on when I was younger and now I’ll never stop talking about it. You never know when you might be the reason someone starts tasting salt in the current kool aid they like.

(Obligatory, “never forget it folks”.

Not reinventing the wheel here but it is still SOMEHOW pertinent to talk about how insane it is watching the Dems consistently shoot themselves in the foot not having the courage to back actual progressive ideals to save their own pocketbooks. They are what they claim to abhor.

I’m sorry I’m in London. Also your nan seems great, man.

Your nan isn’t even in my top 5 birds

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

As Iran and Israel talk peace, Palestinians in Gaza feel left behind. Israeli forces and drones killed more than 70 Palestinians on Tuesday, including at least 51 near aid distribution centres.