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sugar heart prince, blood bank bureaucrat. marx, mongols, manchus, maoists, manchuria, manga too. 黑蝙蝠教大元帅.

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i miss ISIS twitter. when u could just get on here and click around for a bit and find some guys in ISIS on here tweeting bout it, posting their cool ass trucks and shit
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“playstation” what a beautiful combination of words. isnt that what we all want? an altar of indulgence. a play station…
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actually laughing out loud
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Jeremy Loffredo
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Columbia student’s “Epstein worked for Mossad” sign has enraged Israeli supporters to the point they’re trying to climb a 20 ft fence and raid campus themselves
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YESSIR LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO ZEDONG 🫡🫡🇨🇳‼️ LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA ‼️‼️🇨🇳🎉🙌
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Aaron Rupar
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Trump: "China, many years ago, was being taken over by much smaller countries bc they were all drugged out on the poppy fields. The poppy. The drugs. Heroin. The nation was drugged out. And then along came a very powerful leader, you know who that is, and he said, 'no more.'"
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@ww_dasilva also putin only absorbed the atheism from USSR in the sense of “nobody will punish u for this shit” and is the most cynical man of all time
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a lot of you all suffering from this
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this painting of Mao en route to Anyuan was displayed in the Vatican for several months under the impression that he was a Catholic missionary. lmfao
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each president should sequentially inherit Barron as their ward until he is legally old enough to seize the throne
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the elder scrolls wiki is formated in the same way as marxists dot org
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women don’t understand snoopy the way they think they do. cuz they dont play ace combat, u gotta understand his military aspect hes a warrior too okay. shot down Woodstock red baron
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they gatekeeping racism on here now
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white man smokes opium once, becomes ethnically chinese. many such cases
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chinese rappers coughing at the start of tracks rly makes me lol. what r you smoking on man? don’t make me tell the neighborhood committee
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step on in my friends
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shit went downhill when we stopped making politicians do skull binding
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内景图 Inner alchemy body diagrams getting increasingly abstract until the whole human organism turns into a landscape
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defeated mental illness through the chinese language i can’t recommend this strategy highly enough for my lost and confused brothers and sisters
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hahahaha this chinese beer brand called “dont interfere with chinese national affairs” 国家安全味道太好喝了
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i feel like im being trolled the way ppl r buying the hospital bombing narrative, suddenly acting like its resolved when literally nothing has changed from yesterday--the IDF said they didn't do it. okay?? and now biden agrees and they got a fake recording, well shit case closed
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dumbest people in the world operating fully on reddit vibes, 3+ million chinese people have studied in the USA, there are hundreds of thousands of chinese citizens who speak fluent english, incalculably more than americans who are capable of reading a single chinese news headline
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this was like like uhhh 2012-mid 2015 on here. u could easily find isis guys to chat with
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it really does feel like the EU, USA, etc have made a tactical decision to endorse the final destruction of Palestine. come whatever backlash may, if they can just put out enough statements, leverage media bullshit enough for these few weeks, they can get the slaughter done with.
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i like that even revisionist propaganda has to adopt the isekai narrative framing for relatability’s sake, a sort of implicit acknowledgment of japanese ahistoricity. like the main character can’t just be grandma, her experience is alien n inaccessible. it has to be time travel.
@mrjeffu
Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸
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The Japanese government actually produced a short Isekai anime movie in 2022 to promote their territorial claim to the Southern Kuril Islands. A girl gets hit by a car and wakes up in 1945, experiencing the Soviet invasion of the islands (24 minutes):
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every 12 months or so one of the SEA island nations catches an Australian guy smuggling a truly unholy amount of meth and molly and it seems like they take the most sadistic pleasure in ignoring every single deal the Australian govt offers for clemency and executing them anyway
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the shinzo abe assassination was mentally a really good cleanse for me. like after u do acid and get up the next day cleaning ur house n shit. i had my shit in order for like three months after that
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are you kidding me. israel literally pays people to stand there and do fucking Sherlock and Hannibal style fantasy recreations of a crime in their mind and that’s what the NYT reports??? oh no he’s an empath man he really understands the crime scene its a burden actually
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Tarence Ray
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It’s wild how all the people who invented this lie and convinced the world it was true eventually just admit it. And yet the times says it still “stands by its reporting” real masterclass shit
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ian miles cheong is the single pro-israel person in malaysia lol
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bureaucrat drip lets gooo
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its funny how they have to make these lies more and more outlandish to trick people. some IDF guy’s job is doing focus groups on child butchery scenarios. oh they tied a baby to a firework and shot it at the moon, they did tom and jerry shit to an infant
@jpodhoretz
John Podhoretz
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They baked a baby. In an oven. THEY BAKED A BABY IN AN OVEN. THEY BAKED A BABY IN AN OVEN. Say ceasefire one more time, you fucking baby-murdering-loving ghouls.
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almost had an encounter with a culture completely alien to me. fortunately i was able to reinterpret the experience as merely a deviant version of stuff im already familiar with before i got too freaked out
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less into this version of the fable and more into the chinese one where the emperor cuts his sleeve off so as not to wake his gay prostitute lover who is slumped off mercury pills
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'woman cuts the hem of her kimono to not wake her sleeping cat'
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NYC is nice but one of the problems with this city is that its not a part of China
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when americans believe in ghosts its hitlerite reactionary superstition but when chinese people do it, well, thats just sensible given the evidence
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reading an essay by a 1920s leftist, Huang Shaogu, and he's like...why don't we just invent a communist economics capable of quantifying exchange rates between all forms of mental and physical labor so that in socialism you can trade two hrs of mining for a week of poetry time?
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cant stop thinking bout ho chih minh's thermos
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for like 50 yrs they were letting Yale and Harvard undergrads with two semesters of Chinese shape the entire course of USA foreign policy
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this is such a funny idea of how to learn to skii. chinese capitalism is incredibly developed, to a comedic level
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Shanghai is located in the subtropical zone, but learning skiing is still very popular.😊😊😊
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any time i read about student left protests in the 20th century ('70s japan in this case) i am immediately demoralized by the impression of how much power students have lost in directing the course of their own education. "student government" as it exists in the USA is parodic
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he wearin muji
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Michelle Obama
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Happy birthday to my favorite thoughtful guy. Love you, always, @BarackObama . 🥰
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the National People's Congress Xi Jinping Thought Map is so good lol, giving those Pentagon defense charts a run for their money. this shit is literally not meant to be read, some kind of infographic decadence
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longevity hack: smoke opium after every meal and have sex with multiple women
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i dont think adderall is a uniquely evil drug and i also dont think people (read: anxious academics on here) are more intensely or comprehensively medicated than residents of prior historical epochs. people were really off the bars 100 yrs ago, in a way you couldn’t even dream of
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Comrade Lin Biao, who never smoked or drank, died at 63. Comrade Zhou Enlai, who didn't smoke but drank, died at 73. Comrade Deng Xiaoping, who both smoked and drank, died 93. Comrade Zhang Xueliang, off the opium, booze, hookers, and meth, died at 99. But Comrade Kissinger? 100.
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just got monk jumpscared. bought a coffee and turned around and theres a guy in full robes, tonsure and rope belt and everything standing right behind me. i yelped
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hes so insightful…
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when im reading history and im seeing the italians and the chinese get that money, im seeing wage labor replace piece work and merchants securitizing shipping. those guys are the protagonists. i love em. but when the english and the americans do it, well i hate that, i rly do
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i get that academia is basically inimical to genuine, wide ranging intellectual curiosity but it always makes me laugh when i meet a history student who is completely uninterested in anything outside of their particular field. you study…history. that’s everything man! all of it!
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lot of scifi reproduces hegel’s weird ideas about China and India, like China is characterized by an excess of state but deficiency of spirit so they will b some evil techno-empire. and India is spiritual to the detriment of state, so they r all on Space Mind Drugs or something
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this changed my life
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LMFAO i guess it is true, Awkwafina from Queens does fail to consider that China leads the world in patent applications, that is a glaring admission Monthly Review Online TV reviewer
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we sippin on three penis wine
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people have no idea how animals react to stimuli n assume that they are sociopathic or looking for an opportunity to bite you or whatever it makes me depressed that their behavior is a mystery to the social imagination when for millennia this was extremely important to understand
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this guy’s whole deal is that he has the intellectual sophistication of, like, a college junior but his followers are, fortunately for his sake, basically high schoolers
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While I’m at it, I think DeLillo is overrated, I don’t care for Murakami, Celine is like nails on a chalkboard, I can’t stand Vonnegut, I always hated the Aeneid, and To Kill a Mockingbird is a cheap imitation of Light in August.
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im against this sort of factual presentation of simile. doesn’t it look like a giant whale surfacing, perhaps you mean? adopt a more solicitous tone buddy, i don’t want to be prescribed an authoritative visual comparison.
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This famous picture of the tanker Amoco Cadiz, which ran aground off the coast of Brittany in 1978, resembles a giant whale surfacing [source: ] #pareidolia
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fake country, fake religion
@kane
Kane 謝凱堯
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this official Lockheed photo of a Shinto priest blessing Japan's domestically-produced F-35 stealth fighter is cyberpunk af
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yo if this was a Moonies thing...NHK article says the shooter targeted Abe cuz he was affiliated with a religious group that the shooter's mother donated money to and it ruined their family. only major cult w Abe affiliation i know of is Unification Church
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@fivepoisonskid restrict yourself to your cube if you must but i have a whole station, various accoutrements as well
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the faux-trad NYC socialite type women on here keep talking like Skyrim NPCs its very unnerving
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packwatch at the club 笑死我了
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变态辣椒RebelPepper
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比911的時候還下賤,幾十年過去了,這個國家不僅沒有長進,還更欠打了。
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in 1900 the average japanese/chinese intellectual held political beliefs indistinguishable from most of the like 14 year old paradox game fans on here
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the ratio of finnish people in the world to finnish activity on the internet seems like it doesn’t quite match up
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the prevailing fantasy in popular japanese literature of the last decade straight is that you are killed in an accident and get to escape from japanese society bc i guess this is seen as the best way out (ideally to large breasted elf fantasy world but rly anywhere will do)
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south korea is underrated as a mental illness country, we dont give this society enough cred for turning huge numbers of people totally insane
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@lmNOTcatholic its awesome cuz they are their own ecology and the beef is deep enough it doesnt bother normal people that much its like a soft sci fi
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by the spirit of hitler i do swear 😭 morrowind ass
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sanskrit gets unicode support but they won't let you type oracle bone scripts because they're afraid it might teach the computer how to tell the future
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oh my goooddddd come ON these histrionics are absurd, think for two seconds. its saying “no outside tour guides” they dont want you to hire a private guide not licensed by the museum (讲解展览)ahggshgh
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Ian Johnson
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This is almost apocryphal--it summarizes the Chinese Communist Party's view on history in one sentence! We interpret the past; you keep silent. #民间历史 #counterhistories #sparks
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stfu liberal u have no idea how much tom and jerry means to the global south
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india is so next level actually
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vietnam e-visa website christens their model white applicant "Specimen Martin" which is, i have to say, a fairly unique name
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frothing scrambling over the fence 😤😡 no no no u cant say that ahhh im going crazy its too twisted help help please
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everyone uses this babytalk kind of register now, doesn’t matter what their politics are
@CMedina240
Carlos Medina
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I can’t believe I’m saying this in fucking 2023 but piracy bad and the us navy stopping piracy is good
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4chan advertisements in 2021 are really fucking dire
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third reich no exaggeration
@UnsafeStreetsUS
Unsafe Streets
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@mattyglesias This can be done by enforcing laws against specific behaviors that harm the community. Not "criminalizing addiction" but simply enforcing existing laws against open fires/public drug use/public indecency. Anyone who starts a fire -- sober or drug-addicted -- should be arrested!
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Bengali roommate telling me about how he reverse-discovered math rock and midwest emo from the Mob Psycho OP and thought American Football was based on anime music because of this
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they need to put the lawyers and doctors and priests back in the same program together medieval style. theres gotta be one school, one degree. if you wanna read hegel you gotta learn dentistry
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i hate israel so much it is unreal man
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👇🇨🇳💪 NUMBER ONE
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
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The Chinese killed Jesus Christ. This isn’t a conspiracy. This isn’t racist. This is history.
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some karmic rules for you all btw…stop gaming and destroying the peoples love for buddhism or you will become an insane and evil freak. be good and you can get a job int the govt
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"historically progressive" is an incoherent concept but if you're gonna bust it out you better be talking about stuff three or four centuries ago, not some cold war dictator. Zhou Enlai said it was still too early to tell if the French Revolution was successful, that's the spirit
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learned some new stuff about china today
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wish our elites were really into botany and taxonomy like they used to be. if you were an Englishman who got extraordinarily wealthy speculating on Napoleonic era war bonds your first instinct was, oh well good now i can pursue my true hobby of classifying new world ferns
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imagine getting executed for spying and its not for even your own country. maximum dickriding
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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JUST IN: Qatar is sentencing 8 Indian nationals to death on charges of spying for Israel
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im your girlfriend. im shallow and annoying and perverted. and im the greatest tactical mind of the 21st century.
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you rockin with him??? 👍/👎
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i hate all signals, beams, rays, any kind of invisible shit flying around the place
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every indigenous people’s liberation movement need that lucky white boy totem hostage. when will it be my turn
@PopularFront_
Popular Front
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#WestPapua : The West Papua National Liberation Army (TPNPB) has released footage showing New Zealander pilot Philip Mehrtens alive in custody of the group. Merhtens was taken hostage after his plane landed in the Nduga region last week.
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roommate walked into the bathroom started peeing and audibly said “bro is peeing”
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its NOT cool that there's a TV show called White Lotus and it is about like luxury hotels or some shit idk and not about the Ming dynasty millenarian apocalypse cult
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@EduardHabsburg
Eduard Habsburg
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! The Habsburg household celebrated 🦃 Thanksgiving🦃 with Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, greens and a 🎃pumpkin pie🎃 (note the FALL LEAVES!) We even had an 🇺🇸American guest who said he could attest this was the REAL DEAL!
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macron holding anti-drone electromagnetic weapon
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scanning this book from the library and its full of notes left by someone with teenager ML brain. i turn the page and its like “american lies” written in the margins and shit
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cooking up some hot new policy ideas
@Turkleton_Cat
Turkleton
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@EndWokeness Japan should offer all Boers amnesty. They desperately need farmers
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temple inscription goes crazy: “in a confused world people fight for power with all means. in a chaotic society, people struggle for fame and fortune with no end. it is a pity they do not realize the tao tolerates no excess.”
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moche pottery of a warrior jacking off and crying lol
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just learned Wu Peifu, the warlord era general, was the first Chinese person on the cover of Time. a prize awarded for his role in breaking the Wuhan railway strike (US company owned the line) by massacring 40+ workers. hustle mindset fr
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ancient vedic nuclear bombs real 1660 million warriors obliterated by the light of karma
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most lit about the internet is dogshit bc the people writing r essentially normies whose ideas about the internet r derived exclusively from being on social media sites a lot. if we had a paid russian troll or a bodybuilding forum guy write a novel it that would be a lot better
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im actually fine with being known. nothing horrible about it, not even an ordeal or anything. hit me up dawg
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