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'never borrow grief from the future'.
I know it’s Friday but I am stressed already for Monday
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I can’t believe it’s school or nothing for me. Zero talents, no business ideas nor generational wealth. Yho ha.a
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being with someone who constantly has you auditioning to be 'picked' by them will take the largest toll on your self esteem.
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It’s treason.
These banks came together and decided to control the value of our currency for their own gain. They devalued the rand, increased interest rates, etc. They *intentionally* made the currency worth less than what it was actually worth.
Finance okes please explain the rand manipulation shandis
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People lost houses. Cars were repossessed. Businesses closed down and people are paying double what they were supposed to be paying and kuthule kuthe du.
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I’ve spoilt myself rotten and I’ve introduced myself to a lifestyle I cannot maintain. 😂
Ndizixakile
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The jump from your varsity wardrobe (sweatpants, leggings, crop tops, mini skirts and dresses, bomber jackets) to corporate wear is insane. Where the hell am I supposed to get all of these coats and suits damnit
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caba you have to be rich to date the rich, because there is no ways in hell are we getting saved in Mexico by my little Capitec account that has no funds in it.
singafela khona 😂
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Hairstyle ideas, outfit inspo or to remember the restaurant you're sitting at to visit. Sometimes the intention behind bookmarking is innocent.
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He was on:
Khuza Gogo
Izolo
VSOP
JunkPark
uLazi
Impilo yaseSandton
No. He was it !! He was the guy ❤️❤️
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I saw a tweet here suggesting various acts of service we can do this holiday and so I decided to hop on. My little act of Santa was to surprise my fav security guard nge grocery items, but I did not want to choose for them, so I asked them to just write down what they might like
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🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
🕯🕯 Passing ALL modules 🕯
🕯🕯 at the end of the year 🕯
🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
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"so Ntando tell us .. what makes you so CALM?"
We are joined by Love Birds, Athini Bashe & Ntandokazi.
#LunchTimeShandis
#ItsToooMuuuch
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One way ticket to Pretoria. This time it's forever. I'm not going to res and heading back home, I am going "kwami". Tapping into adulthood and excited for the journey the Lord has laid out for me. ❤️
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"What controls could the KPMG bursary department have put in place to ensure the fraud did not take place"
3rd year Auditing class first thing tomorrow morning.
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Why is our coffee date kwindawo ene-ribs as a meal option?
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I just walked in home, after having left 3 days ago. My granny wants me to help her sms my mom and she is narrating what I should write. Ndiva kusthwa bhala "uLisa uqala ungena ngoku ndikuxelele ...." ndiqomba haybo mfazi ude undibhalise iSMS ekuthethwa NGAM kuyo 😭
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when i start job hunting again:
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hardly catch a guy saying the girlfriend is their best friend, empa banyana baka?
Women need to learn to exist outside their relationships😂😂😂
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lmao this birthday chat reminds me of 2021 when a close friend invited me to their birthday celebration in Cape Town and casually said "please budget around 10k" - mind you? we were students 😭
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I would never confess to giving a guy money mna. That is a W for Leeroy
Imagine bagging Mihlali and still having her pay your bills - mind you? ube umbi ukufa uneengcondo
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It's crazy how you can become a whole CA(SA) without ever having typed out a proper CV.
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The corporate bodies I follow close their laptops at 22:00 and open them on weekends too. They countdown to the next payday from exactly 3 days after getting their salaries. The qualified professionals are talking about studying further to subsidize their designations.
YHU 😭
Kids look up to artists, scammers and IG baddies these days. Let’s make being young professionals in corporate and business owners cool again ! 😡
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I need doctors to start gate keeping scrubs
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I dropped out of casual sex school when I saw ukuba kufuneka uzenze ingathi awuna feelings. Being nonchalant when communication sucks? Having to be okay with the possibility of them not being exclusive to you? sign me out.
Andithethi kelena yozifaka kumntu one-cherry 🤣🤣
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The list is out. The results are out. My 2020 academic year was a SUCCESS!!! I made it 🥂🥂🥂😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
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The stress and anxiety that comes with January for students is the worst. May all those in debt, battling with registration fees and those awaiting acceptances on applications get all the help they need.
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when the girlies say "9-5" men you are up, I've noticed they are referring to specific 9-5s nakhona 😂
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I am so glad my Xhosa girlies left those Zulu skirts alone kwimigidi kulonyaka
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I get that people are viewing this particular reason to be crazy, but to be honest ANY reason would have been insane. There’s absolutely no reason AT ALL to do what he did.
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Let's hope Kelvin Momo gives us a better album. I'm still not sold on Amukelani
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Social media is so wild. Ungangena kwi timeline as a trainee ubone kusthiwa “uphambene wena” kwi manager yakho 😭😭
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1. Started an ‘adopt a CTA student’ mentorship programme
2. Began a newsletter for young accountants to showcase their writing skills on matters surrounding the profession
3. Launched “unlock your future” podcasts
4. Took on 5 UJ students to mentor
5. Co-taught a grd 12 class
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inoba eza ex-friends zakhe zikwi mimosa yesi8 ngoku etafileni, zingaye 😭
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i love social media, nivele nivuke nithethe nantoni na and then call it a day. 😂🫰
50k per month salary has become nothing in South Africa.
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Tweeting live from my new iPhone 14 ❤️
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umntu 'sucks at communicating their feelings' kwitshomi kodwa emadodeni u-articulate ukufa.
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my body dysmorphia has me HATING the camera, okay? i just cannot stand my pictures bawo
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and even nale scenario ayizonifikela nonke 😂
Noze niyivume i3 bedroom townhouse, BMW 3 series and an annual trip to Durban 😭
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nimlibele uSni Mhlongo?
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growing up and realising your mom is the villain kwezi family fueds and you agree with her enemies << 😭🖐️
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"lo mntana kunini ephangela. Anivali sisi?" - My family members every time I pull out my laptop to tweet 😭😭
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The guy who interviewed Mihlali? Love, love his interviewing style ❤️
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Being born Xhosa was a start
How did y'all learn how to speak English fluently?
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Body dysmorphia
Skin dysmorphia
Non-chelete
Imposter syndrome
Delayed goals
yho umntu is gonna look back at these 20s and regret ever wasting so much time worrying about nonsense that they will only in the future see was just absolutely nothing to fuss over.
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What do they teach iidyan ehlathini? I cannot get over my brother telling me (umntu omshiya nge 6 years) "suthetha ndithetha" ubuya kwakhe. 😂
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9-5 men:
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My mom really got the worst batch when it came to daughters because I wouldn’t even tick off the first item on this list 😭
My mom really annoys me bra. Ndihlambe iCurtains zonke, cleaned all the cupboards ndahlamba iMat. Ngoku uthi ndizi gear.ishe for uhlamba iFestile. Oh cwty andizoyenza lokaka mna.
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I also hate people who advise abantu against their courses ngenxa besene trauma yayo, kodwa uyababona they are reaping the rewards.
"Yho ha.a whatever you do, do not do xxx" kodwa umntu was touring Europe all June last year and got to see Beyonce in 4K 😭
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overconsumption of people's lives really does strain you a bit man and that is why I stepped out of insta for a bit. 5 stories in, uzibone u-sad ngoba kalok your mind automatically starts drawing comparisons between you and 30+ year olds' 😂
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thank me later. 💋
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Call me insensitive, but asoze ndithenge inotes zomntu obesephelelwe lithemba ngoku ezibhala 😂
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I have asked for the genders and ages of the kids. Tomorrow I get paid and I will definetly be adding "a gift from Santa" for each. This December bazotya ilekese bade baphathwe zizisu and that's on that!
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looking at i-roster yam? kuzofuneka ndimthe KILL.
akho tata uzophuma kwababantu
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Truly. People need to stop acting shady when we’re no longer friends
Kubenzima nobulisa
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It could be a cleaner in your complex, the workers around or the guards but if we all can, let us surprise them this December. ❤️
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If she can’t defend herself on twitter inoba unjani e-court 😭😂
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Kukho ezingesenayo ne balance. Uthi ubeka imbiza iya-jaiva e-stove(ini) 😂
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"I have a hard time expressing myself, so I prefer to just distance myself" when a friend does them wrong.
Very same person sends paragraphs, VNs and displays immaculate conflict resolution skills and is the most articulate person emhlabeni when their partner does them wrong. 😂
girls that are terrible friends but great partners are so interesting
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- ANC will launch it's manifesto on the 24/02/24
- EFF manifesto is out (they launched on the 10th)
- DA launched on the 17/02/24
- IFP will release nge 10/03/24
etc etc
Let us use the next 2 months to read and learn about what each of these bring to the table and decide.
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ngingavuka nango3 ekseni to talk about the beauty of friendship.
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anike nisiphumuze, nisiyeke kancane
Imagine not being told "Ngyak'thanda Sthandwa Samii" usuku lonke, Yaz nizofa
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then lecturers say we are lazy for screaming "segregation of duties" kwezi scenarios 😂
KPMG’s process of loading, validating and authorising payments was flawed.
He was given access to play all 3 roles, he saw a gap and stealth the money.
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I once consulted with Gugu here on twitter (during my varsity days) and one of the things she said was that I'd get married at 26 😂
I am turning 26 this year and andisoyiiiiiiiiiki
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The came back with nothing but chocolates, chips, sweets and all junk items and then xa ndibuza ukuba "haybo, ijunk engaka bo" uthi ukuba umfazi wakhe uthengile, but only ever has money for "essential" items and thus the kids never have these types of treats over the holidays
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ukonqena ebomini kuzokwenza ucinge uphethwe kakubi apha emhlabeni, xa izinto zingakulungeli ngoba wena hlelinje awuyenzi le ekumelba uyayenza, uyavilapha.
✨yeka ukonqena ✨
Let's start a thread of some random advice. No specific topic just a great advice to live by:
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All I’m getting here is how awful the job market is for law graduates.
Nobody would accept a job in a company with no emails, no payslips and no office space after studying so damn hard.
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kum i-off nalanto itshomi itshomane nomntu okuvise kabuhlungu and it can be in any context.
why are you friends with abantu who have hurt me? as my friend? 😂
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academic mgowo says hiiiiii
Umjolo mgowo is nothing compared to financial and career mgowo Yoh 😭
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indoda ema emva koDJ is the biggest grounds for me
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Those okes have worked way too hard for their money man. A powerpoint presentation and a SWOT analysis conducted as to why you'd like an Alma BB and if it is worth the value or not is not how baddies want to live 😂
My sister? Find yourself a CA(SA), Attorney, Engineer, Doctor, Actuary or Batho ba IT thats clocking 29/30 years and settle down.
(Anything below that age, you are setting yourself up.)
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Had Nozipho been the one walking out on her kids, these Zulu men's dizzy narratives would have flipped to "Ngumama onjani oshiyizingane"
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I could then see ukuthi oDecember abafani in all households and the realities many live with are quite sad. They've been prioritizing ukutya and other needs and therefore izinto "ezimnandi" abantwana babo do not really get to get.
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The only lucky people when it comes to women and gifting ngabafana.
Girls will save up all year bayithenge la gift for la-bhuti, nide nikhuze nani ukuba uspend(a) kangaka 😂
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this is my last Christmas with my family and not because ndizojola or anything of the nature - andiphinde ndibuye qha.
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I find myself extremely fortunate to be building the life of my dreams rn. Things are coming together bit by bit 🙏
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Imagine people not pitching to my birthday because they don’t have gifts. Hayi guys izani, sonwabeni
Stop attending people’s birthdays without a gift guys , I think that thing is so rude
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Akho ne-gate kokwenu but man did they make sure to take us to the best schools! Twang ephuma ebantwaneni kulondlu?? 😂😂
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the investec gang would have never taken me to Mexico to begin with - that is the stingiest crew pls 😂
Ene with the 9-5 investec gang you guys hate on, that card wouldn’t have declined.
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Auditors after sending multiple follow ups and the client has still not submitted any information:
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I told my someone "sorry I couldn't make it; I had an engagement" and she started congratulating me. 😭
Audit will pay for these terms they've fixated into us
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I opened my emails and I found that my bursary reinstated me and there was a job offer waiting. Ndiyabulela Bawo😭❤️❤️❤️
One of these days, I am going to open my emails ndibone I zimanga sisenzeka. Kuvele kulunge konke 🤞
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Akanayo nemdaka ke yena
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The most obvious con to this that directly affected us all was the ridiculous increase in inflation which hurt the purchasing power of all citizens.
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how did it get so far? i’d originally stated i’m rolling with my friends? ingenaphi icocaine? i’m soooo confused.
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The tomorrow trust bursary applications are open for the 2022 academic year. Please do apply on time. The deadline is on the 31 October 2021.
They fund all courses and also cover everything. Do spread the word 💫
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