Laayla
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restructuring and special sits | carrot cake enthusiast
Joined May 2022
hey guys, umm sooo i'm afraid i wrote sth nerdy (eww) once again... if you're a finance bro or even better, a finance baddie (i absolutely love finance baddies), give it a read... u'll enjoy, i promise 🙏🏻 https://t.co/uRDmFmDFIi
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"dEpREsSiOn cAn'T hiT a MOvinG taRGeT" buddy you can't be busy all the time. your thoughts will find you one saturday evening and try to kill you on sunday. pls stfu respectfully
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bad news twin: time is flying good news: you the pilot twin u the fuckin pilot
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somewhere a somewhat functional business in beverly hills is operating normally, blissfully unaware that its entire existence hinges on the "Base Case v7 final_FINAL" tab i built at 3:14 am
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can't wait to make sweet sweet love to the chocolate mochi xiaolongbao at din tai fung
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btw this one is the most interesting piece i've read in a v long time 🤌🏻 https://t.co/poBPp0gwt1
experimental-history.com
Where has all the weirdness gone?
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spent the entire day lying in bed, reading 17 substacks and watching 2 movies
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hmm a global platform with insanely high margins, -ve WC, no inventory, $1.6B+ revenue trading at ~2.2x sales is so fkn absurdly low on paper if it was institutionally "clean", the valuation conversation would start at $10B+. it's only cheap cuz public markets can't touch it lol
Private equity buying OnlyFans to help "under-banked" creators. $1.6B in annual revenue. $1B in dividends to the owner. IPO path by 2028. The deal flow in 2026 is something else.
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sorry babe but we can't engage in advanced physical intimacy until i build a recovery model for a hypothetical liquidation sale. please leave. and pass me the laptop on your way out
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jis intensity se itni derr se khopdi me dard ho raha hai i'm not sure if it's due to dehydration, malnutrition, overworking, stress, lack of sleep, overstimulation or a brain tumour
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"if ur opponent cheats, the structure of the game has been rearranged subconsciously, it's ur job to notice the rearrangement & instead of callin it out to play by the new rules, u can commit tax fraud honey butter" mom my colleague thinks he's machiavelli pls come pick me up 😭
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born to say "fuck off" forced to say "good catch! i'll fix that in the next version thx"
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idk man i think y'all might be unnecessarily givin it more meaning than it warrants
my favourite moments from marty supreme in no particular order with zero to little context. (if you’ve not yet watched it and intend to please don’t read ahead these are spoilers) - the entire movie revolves around marty doing chaotic and narcissistic marty things chasing his
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“Nah bro you need to use your hands what are you doing”
ALEX HONNOLD AFTER COMPLETING HIS FREE SOLO OF TAIPEI 101: "Sick." The 101 story climb took 1 hour and 35 minutes #SkyscraperLIVE
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has anybody seen where did my man-go? oh wait, nevermind i don't have a man yo :')
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today's thought of the day is ki time pe ghar se nikla karo yrr... kya matlab hai ki agar aapko 9 baje kisi se milna hai aur aap 8:50 pe apni fat nap leke uth rahe ho... mera toh bilkul hi khel khatam hai aaj 😭😭
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what are supper clubs, coffee shop raves or soft clubbing, if not just a late capitalist psyop
I am so excited for my first supperclub in India, after hosting for 2 years in London. 🌳 A Bengaluru Exclusive Supper 💖 Hosting on 7th Feb, Koramangala. 🌸 A 7 Course Spring Menu 🪑 Max 12 seats. Tickets on @OfflynLife , or click the link below 👇🏻 https://t.co/cT0gwnp4mW
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i'm sorry but this almost worked on me (definitely need to touch some grass) 😭
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me this morning when maa baba formed a joint alliance to steal the joy outta my eyes by mentioning another random ass rishta they received for me
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