hungarians english accent sounds like theyre fighting every vocal instinct and going against it

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

i cant even get one

when i was a kid and first learned i could see beautiful kaleidoscope patterns by pressing on my closed eyeballs i knew substance abuse was going to be a big problem in my life

ive never seen a scenario where the card declines and they try again and it works

does anyone find it weird that new zealand exists

https://t.co/j9XnZRcleT

this is how americans sound to me

why do men love including themselves in everything like omg...

my OCD ass could never be a tour guide. i'd be like "and i think this is the Eiffel Tower"

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

my friend having other friends sends me into a spiral but i have to calm down and not be insane

the way men react when u say u live alone 😭😭😭

scroll thru this tweet and its worse than the epstien files

edtwt is so funny some girl was like i am anorexia

I get so annoyed whenever I see somebody with one of those vile hideous profile pictures like why did you make me see that

Rest in peace nawal al saadawi

السوريين و اللبنانيين تاركين الحرب و بالشين ب بعض

idk whats wrong with me i see a mf with a guitar i get turned on was i a fucking guitarist in my past life

women are better than men in every measurable aspect