Laura Stampler
@laurastampler
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French fry enthusiast; Freelance writer; Author of LITTLE BLACK DRESSES, LITTLE WHITE LIES (@simonteen); Previously @TIME @businessinsider @huffingtonpost
Manhattan, NY
Joined July 2009
I talked to @EW about my lifelong allegiance to #BachelorNation and my book, so my bucket list is now a lot shorter
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That Oscars ad makes me miss my ad reporter days bc YOU DONT READ YOUR BAR MITZVAH TORAH PORTION AT NOGHT
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My baby is quietly "reading" in bed and I think I can retire now. That's how parenting works, right?
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Paul really should have hired whoever did Irina's media training before the Love Is Blind reunion...
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Me, when I thought #LoveisBlindS3 wasn't going to air the Cuties footage
nytimes.com
A study finds that the gloomy octopus — its real name — is in the small club of animals that toss things at other members of their own species.
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los angeles, let me put it in a way u can understand: celebs endorsing karen bass: kerry washington natalie portman john legend jane fonda america ferrera aloe blacc celebs endorsing rick caruso: the kardashians gwyneth paltrow katy perry elon musk chris pratt scooter braun
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My baby just had a blowout in @HomeGoods ... my personal rebrand to Mom is complete
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This is like a very long ad for why not to watch this season of the bachelor #TheBachelorette
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I was explaining the wing to my brother's gf and she asked if I'd ever read The Herd bc it reminded her of that. THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW @andibartz ❤️❤️
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I wanted my baby. My husband and I have tried for years. I got pregnant in august 2021 and then miscarried. My body doesn’t naturally expel so I needed a D&C. I was denied one because my doctor was worried about the laws here in Texas. I waited for 2 WEEKS carrying my loss while
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If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control
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Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on
I am proud that Arizona has been ranked the most pro-life state in the country. Here, we will continue to cherish life and protect it in every way possible. 2/2
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Forcing pregnancy and birth is physical and emotional torture. For some, it will be a literal death sentence.
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I saw the news while nursing my daughter, who will grow up with less constitutional rights than I did. What a horrifying day.
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One of my favourite things I ever learned is that women did not start dying in childbirth in high numbers until the 17th century, when male doctors took over from midwives. Midwives prioritised the life of the mother over the child all through the Medieval period 1/
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The fact that my daughter might grow up with less fundamental rights than I did is unconscionable. My very wanted and intentional pregnancy has only strengthened my belief in the necessity of the right to choose and controlling your own body. I feel ill and ashamed of my country.
Wow this is an awesome resource (via @helmsink), especially for anyone who (like me!) is feeling extremely sick and panicked and wants to figure out how to support abortion care right now:
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More disgusting legislation. No one should be forced to be pregnant.
BREAKING: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has signed a bill that bans most abortions after 15 weeks, without exceptions for cases of incest, rape or human trafficking. It takes effect July 1. https://t.co/U1W2zVToA8
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(Although texts before were exclusively Ultimatum: Marry or Move On related... So I feel a little better)
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Motherhood is coming. All my recent text chains are me asking people about Subarus.
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In unrelated news, my labor playlist is pretty much Work Bitch on loop
Britney Spears Shares She's Pregnant With Her Third Child https://t.co/n0R5deCnbD
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Very proud of myself for being able to predict who the anti-vaxxer in my zoom birthing class was 5 hours before she revealed herself
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