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The perfect mix between sexy and sweet | Polyglot princess | Second Wife Material™ | +5561982797706

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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
Attracting/having ultra wealthy clients does not equal generosity. Some girls love to brag about their millionaire clients when these men are spending 0000,5% of their money on them. And that guy who makes less than 300k a year is the one being the most generous within his means.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
12 days
Idk why but every time a white man tells me he lived or travels frequently to Southeast Asia (especially Thailand), my brain is automatically 🚩🚩🚩🚩 I won’t explain further. But I’m always right.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
Girls, when doing an overnight, do you sleep? I was talking to a local group of colleagues in a chat group, 1 of them said “we aren’t supposed to sleep in an overnight, we’d be ready to entertain the client all night long”. I was very confused, bc I always slept nd my clients too
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
“Do you offer half an hour?” “No.” “That’s a pity, we would have so much fun.” Words from a man who can’t afford my hourly rate, but feel entitled of meeting me for less, thinking I would have fun, bc he must be the last functioning p3nis in this world.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
1 month
Girls, would you marry a client? If no or yes, why? (Just clarifying I’m not only talking about marrying, bc “oh, I’m madly in love”, but coming from a place of rationality). I think I need to hear some eye-opening truths here from women with more experience in this industry.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
S3x work is legalized in Brazil and what we get from it is: cheaper rates, men not screening in any way, bc providers are afraid of losing clients, making all the process complicated for others who require screening, no deposits, “are you available NOW?” becomes the norm… 🙄
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
About last night… Thank you, R ❤️
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
22 days
As an escort, have you ever wondered, if you were a man, what type of client would you be? 🤔
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
1 month
A little black dress never disappoints 🖤
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
Thank you guys so much for helping me reach 1000 followers! I’m so happy 🥹 thanks for supporting me ❤️
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
1 month
Just a tip: normally when I know some product/service is out of my budget, I save money for it even if I know it’s gonna take a little longer to adquire it. I don’t go to the store with “make me a discount” or “I only have 100 bucks today” mindset, because I’d feel like a clown
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
For the providers who offer outcalls and incalls, do you notice a difference between the clientele in both? I started offering incalls and I’m simply hating it. A LOT of time wasters, men wanting to “pass by” last min, men not wanting to screen/deposit. The quality has been 💩.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
If there’s something I’ve learned through observation in this companion industry is that, if you give a client a discount, next day he will pay the next girl her full rate and still leave a tip/give her a gift. Do not devalue your own service.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
My first client ever was American and said I’d make so much success in America. I’ve heard the same statement from other people, too. But I’m in Brazil and here things are different. So when it’s about money, the location, the mentality, the economy matters, not only appearance.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
So funny that in her little brain she thinks the two are incompatible or it’s one or another? I have a superior degree, I speak 4 languages and I choose prostitution over being paid just enough to survive while wasting my time, my health and my youth to make someone else richer.
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Did some of you even try school? Just straight to prostitution
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
POV: You’re on a date with me 💗
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
22 days
Answering my own question, I would be a very selective and demanding one, I would look for a “special one” to be generous with. And for sure I would be a multi hour client, because I would be very talkative 🤣
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
15 days
Went for lunch and later drinks at the hotel lobby with a very sweet American client today. Since I became a companion, the Americans I’ve encountered were always so polite and generous. I love you guys! And thank you, J❤️
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
“Can I see a pic of your face?” Do you think I blur my face in my ads for what? So I can show it to every guy that requests to see it in the messages? Men can be such illogical creatures, sometimes.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
1 month
I find it so funny when it’s women who start to shame you for requiring princess treatment from men. They be like: “Oh, do you want to be treated with dignity, and to be provided financially by your man? Whore!” Like, yes, for all of the accusations! 😂
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@Kia_bellinski I think the same!
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@_whaIe_ I’m literally being paid for that 🤣 brokie
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@_M_a_n_n_y_ No. I’m saying that even it’s legal, women still lose and it’s not protected.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
A sneak peek from my new photo shoot 🤭📸 can’t wait to share with you guys my new photos.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
12 days
@LenaLiberato1 All the ones I’ve met, I can sniff the “sexual tourist” or even worse in them, unfortunately. Kinda predatory. Hard pass.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
11 days
@GhostPotts Girl, exactly. Not only women, but young girls
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
Was talking to a client about my next photoshoot, he asked if he could be there, and I said “No lol, but it would be so nice if you could gift me new shoes for the photoshoot” and he was like “what can you offer me in exchange for that? 😈” It’s a f* shoe, how petty can you be?
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
1 month
@Yourbaby_Fiji Marrying only for love also creates a power imbalance and control. If someone loves the other more than the other loves them, it can easily be taken from them as well. And you’re left heartbroken and sometimes, poor.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
He’s always a gentleman in our dates and I appreciate him very much 🥰 thanks, C ❤️
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@Sm00thking Giving your money to a woman is always an investment 😉
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
What actor would play you in a movie? Sofia Hublitz - Ozark
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
11 days
It’s the second time a man leaves a fake review in my ad as If I saw him as a client. Giving me 2 stars, bc he did not want to screen. That’s so childish. If you truly had seen me and didn’t like my services, ok. But to fake review a companion, how fragile can your ego be?
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@PapaTheMask Legalization and decriminalization only makes entering sex work easier, but then it becomes popular and the “high standards” start to decline, because the majority will be survival sex workers, and logically in this situation, they will do everything to not lose clients.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@_whaIe_ Imagine speaking badly about sex workers and only following them. You’re mentally ill. Here’s your cookie of attention for today. Bitter mf.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
17 days
Clients think I require a picture of them to judge their appearance, when in fact I’m just being cautious and protecting myself from getting beaten/ambushed/kidnapped/murdered 😊 if you don’t collaborate. Bye!
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
To wake up with this view 🤍
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
“Are you available now??” Do I look like a 24/7 convenience store at some random gas station for you? 🙂
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
17 days
I guess, I’ll have to start to write in Portuguese here, if I want to attract local clients, which is a pity, bc I’m way funnier in English 😔
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
11 days
@j_christo3 “Soliciting sex work” in countries well known for having childr*n sexual trafficking/violence/poverty/pimps/survival sex workers as an attraction. I wonder why would that attract grown ass men?
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@LuXurieLaRen I agree! But if the bar is already set low for the majority… It will bring you down someway. You have to adapt yourself to the market around you, or you won’t make any money. Example: if all the providers in your area don’t screen and you do, men think you’re sketchy.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
This Lana Del Rey’s photo shoot is my Roman Empire
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
11 days
@wildrover9999 If you’re not a predator, then the post is not aimed at you! It’s simple.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@hole_vendor That’s a really good point!
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@ObabeSl6902 I always bring with myself earplugs. It works.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
I think I have a findom fetish 🤔 Nothing makes me more wet than a man giving me large chunks of his money.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
To summarize: legalized s3x work should benefit and protect women, but only benefit and protect men 🤡
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
S3x work is legalized in Brazil and what we get from it is: cheaper rates, men not screening in any way, bc providers are afraid of losing clients, making all the process complicated for others who require screening, no deposits, “are you available NOW?” becomes the norm… 🙄
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
Today I was with a very special client in the shopping mall. He was dealing with some bureaucracy, involving a product he wanted to return, so he gave me his credit card and said “go treat yourself a little bit while I solve this problem ok?” 😍 I just melt next to a real man.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
14 days
I’m really shocked to know that in São Paulo, 90% of the men require bbbj. And if you refuse they think they can buy/coerce you into doing it. Disgusting. I’m so glad I have the privilege to say no, but many girls can’t and this is sad af.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
Men be saying they love women and there’s not a single piece of jewelry in sight 🤔
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
If you don’t want to be worried about the “time” or you don’t want to feel rushed during an encounter with an escort, just pay her multiple hours. It’s that simple. Some men want to fit a dinner, a deep conversation and wild s3x, everything in an hour appointment. Go figure.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
Just found out that another provider copied the text in my ad, word by word. Some people are just so lazy and incompetent, they try to copy even your essence. And the funniest part is that the only part she wrote with her own words was “I’m very authentic” 🤣
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
4 months
@KenyaMooreX They always used to say “I don’t want this to feel transactional” and I was like “well that’s exactly what I want!” and boom, I had become an escort, thank God🤣
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
@ValienteGabi_ @myautumnwinters “Sugar daddies” are turned off by women having clear boundaries. That’s why they don’t like “professionals”.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
Estou muito animada com minha temporada em São Paulo ❤️. Estarei lá entre os dias 6 e 16 de maio.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
Beware of “feminist” men. In my experience, the majority of them hate femininity and softness, bc they’re jealous of women’s nature. They use “women’s empowerment” to push women to carry the world on their backs, bc their ideal woman is an overworked, hyper independent “mommy”
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
1 month
@RayRebekka That’s the best time to go the the gym tho 😂
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
4 months
@ziafromeuphoria @exist2post In my experience, they almost always have nice guy syndrome with hints of avoidant. No thank you 😂
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@YourEleanore I know, but some people flex with how much their clientele earns when it doesn’t benefit their business at all. What’s important is how much a client is willing to spend on you.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
A client gifted me the fragrance Libre Intense from Yves Saint Laurent, and I was so thankful and happy, bc I’ve heard so many good reviews about this fragrance, until I spray it on my skin and got a headache straight away. Now this is disappointing 😭💔
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
1 month
Me and who
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
Men who are overly attached to their money (thinking every woman wants to take advantage of them) link their inner value to money itself, bc they believe without it they’re nobody in this world/have nothing else to offer. It’s materialism. If money isnt important, why so attached
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why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have????
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
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@hollowearthterf Hard disagree with you on this one. Children have to adapt themselves to survive, that’s why they stop crying, this doesn’t mean the kid is okay or less hurt. I hated school, hated the absence of my mother in my life and I still have a big issue with authorities bc of that.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
5 places I want to visit Chicago 🇺🇸 Moscow 🇷🇺 Monaco 🇲🇨 Zürich🇨🇭 French Riviera 🇫🇷
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Vanessa Bruniz 👸🏻🇧🇷🇺🇸 ZURICH🇨🇭5/25-5/27
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5 places I want to visit 😍 Maldives 🇲🇻 Malaysia 🇲🇾 Singapore 🇸🇬 Thailand 🇹🇭 Moscow 🇷🇺
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
1 month
@myautumnwinters I completely agree.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
A vibe
@gagasyuyi
pop culture
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lindsay lohan for love magazine, 2012
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
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@MissNalaniNY Red looks amazing on you 😍
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
@date_aubrey The men voting yes didn’t read the question 🤣
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
When instead of his picture you keep his credit card in your phone case 😂
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
2 months
Girl math
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
21 days
Minha temporada em São Paulo começa amanhã. Ficarei até dia 16 de maio! Espero que os paulistas me amem lá tanto quanto eles me amam quando estão de passagem por Brasília 😂❤️
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
International women's day showing who are the men of action and those who just talk, talk, talk and think that is enough. Besides that, everyday is women’s day. We literally rule the rulers of this world.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
Quando um homem quer, ele faz. Simples.
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
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@AnaisSloanexo Who said it’s gonna be unpaid? Lol
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
27 days
@miller_noura Or they always ask “what’s your plan to do next? Because you can’t stay in this field for a long time” 🙄
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Laura Müller ✨ Brasília
3 months
I’m thinking about rebranding, changing my name and my persona. For the providers who already did it, any tips on how to do it smoothly? Pros and cons?
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