Laura Gordon
@lauragordon
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Me: why are you being so bad!?!.Student: I learned it from you. Me: touché 😏.
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Summer Break Me: "didn't get my afternoon nap. just gonna lay down for a bit. " . [Wakes up 13 hours later on my couch].
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Student 1: "what if Ms Gordon was in a coma and we are all just her servants"?.Student 2: "Shutup. It's too early for an existential crisis".
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Senior 1: "Are you going to watch the new Power Rangers movie?".Senior 2: "No. It's too progressive". Me: 🤦🏻♀️.
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Going to the park with doxies is a great way to meet new people. I've never had to apologize to so many men for my dogs trying to bite them.
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"She's the superhero Dallas needs, but doesn't deserve" #batdog…
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I have rightly earned this reputation at work #queenofhappyhour
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Econ lecture.Me: example, how do I incentivize you to answer questions?.Answer expected: extra credit.Answer received: the room smells good.
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RT @justinshanes: Finding these Bowling Green Massacre jokes to be a little too soon. Out of respect, we should wait until it takes place.
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so far I have dealt with crying, cleaning up puke, & picking up toys scattered everywhere. Parenting dogs is real work, I tell ya.
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RT @batkaren: Is there a spa service where someone just plays with your hair for an hour?.
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RT @chelseahandler: Sean Spicer is telling about as much truth at these WH press briefings as I am when my doctor asks me how many drinks I….
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Student: are we beefing with North Korea?.Me: 👍.S: so are we also porking with them?.Me: 😳.S: what? What's porking?.Me: 😑.
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