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remind me to never ever ever ever ever EVER have anything go wrong in my home or life ever again // page admin @dj_laundryy
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Joined August 2024
i've begun collecting, preparing, and with luck, breeding giant spiders in a 10 square metre chamber in south africa.
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Jesus please surround Catturd with a million tiny spiders that can burrow into his ears, nose and eyes in an excruciating, slow, unrelenting manner that will leave him insane and screaming in pain for months before finally dying.
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don't give a shit that it just snowed and the lines are invisible this car is nowhere close and directly in line with the truck bay
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white BMW took israeli park job to the extreme. this delivery driver attempted to get in for 15 minutes before giving up
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Found a checkpoint. You respawn here if you get killed
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i think those guys just shouldn't get gifts at all
People need to be able to buy presents for boring white guys who aren't interested in anything
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Pulling up to little st. James like
I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
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now we'll never know who he was responding to. could have literally been hitler
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moisture is the new water and it's more dangerous, more deadly, harder to control, easier to grow...and so much more. I’ve written several books and have spoken on the subject at length. I was once a moisture farmer in Nebraska and had a lot of success..
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I get on the roof, I sit back, and I feel the wind blow across my face and look down at everybody that I care about in there. I do the hardest thing any person could ever do. I call my sister...
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anyone who gets fired up about the epstein files is a stupid idiot. especially on the right. the left wants u to cancel. cancel bannon. cancel bondi. cancel trump. cancel cancel cancel. dont be a canceler.
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I love my Chinese president Xi Jinping more than any president in the world
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internationally notorious
everyone else would be totally normal if they walked away from the screen for three days and came back to discover they’re an internationally notorious domestic abuser and 75% of their friends are cutting promos about how they never liked his bitch ass either.
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i've got a little more grace for a driver who's distracted while on the road (where she ought to be) than a young man who was distracted while playing rugby im the road where he shouldn't, just sayin
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