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love this time of the year

my response to anything for the next two weeks

Hilarious, this will not do anything. The algorithm can be trained on US data but if the rules on *how it runs and ranks and prioritizes content and user behavior * is not done in the US in isolation (and it won’t) then this is purely cosmetic. https://t.co/5FiUZ6Ru4C

https://t.co/wbJiW5lLye

show about gay men who play sports vs show about gay women who play sports

you can tell AI is so good because everyone who uses it has to offer a really defensive justification beforehand

jk of course it’s the fact it’s not available in Germany at all

not sure what’s funnier, the tags being “drama” and “sport” or the German age restriction being 7 years and up

the level of passive watching is quite worrying please listen to what she’s saying here😭

Don't make me tap the sign

me: i only write for my own enjoyment me writing:

By using AI for writing, you’re robbing yourself of the authentic writer’s experience of not writing

good morning to women only. men you think about what you did

I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more

Presenting my 2025 Gift Guide! Per tradition, I kept it extremely random and stayed mostly clear of major brands. I hope you find something delightful 🎁

These challenges are getting way too hard man

Despite the controversy, Horses is only shocking if you're unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats. https://t.co/f3M1Pznt4L

me in the overwatch spawn room spamming voice lines

ehehehehee I practiced the aim and I changed my crosshair