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broke: trying to do complicated shit. bespoke: picking off fintechs who let you lock in an fx rate for 36 hours just before CPI
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RT @williameijer: Higher testosterone makes men do what they believe is right rather than what others believe is right .
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betting 100k on this then paying someone 50k to throw a blue dildo on the court.
You can now bet on what color the next dildo thrown on a WNBA court will be.
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They all have to go.
Anyone who does this to the Australian flag does NOT belong in our beautiful country! 🇦🇺
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Travelling is woman coded because it implies you aren’t happy where you are which is typical female behaviour.
When did travel become woman coded? I feel like it was gender neutral or even male coded only a few decades ago.
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not many people know this but the CIA actually shut FTX down because it was too easy to get rich trading there
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explaining to my wife that ugly people are usually being punished by god for sins in a past life so i dont want my child to be taught by any ugly school teachers. she is speechless so i can only imagine that means she agrees.
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RT @emil44hr: I don’t think I am going to appear on your live spaces, I honestly had no idea this is what you believe. I was expecting a no….
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RT @ekrii3: Need some new hobbies, currently looking to get into casually larping as a hedge fund manager, where do I start? Any tips / blo….
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im pretty sure @dampedspring overheard him confess to this one time at a bar after a long day at the salamander investment bank trading floor so maybe he can shed some light on it.
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not many ppl know this but the Black-Scholes formula was actually invented by Scholes's African American babysitter when he was a child, he stole it from her & took the credit. he felt guilty about it and that's why he teamed up with Fischer BLACK as a way to pay tribute to her
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i am not trying to pump up my own tires but i seriously think if i was born in the 1920s i would have won a nobel prize in finance for the blacken scholes option model because i would have discovered it first.
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RT @N1K0B3LLIC: Guy who trades 20 times a month tells you to "pick up the free money on the floor 5x a year".
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protip boys if anyone ever posts about markets with certainty they are usually a larp . i tried to offer this guy a 5:1 bet on his forecast which he is certain is going to happen, yet he wont take it. WONDER WHY THAT IS?.
@PinguCapital @_JohnMerchant @longhorncapital we can use a mutual as a counterparty, . why dont you bet 10k and ill give you some 'convexity' . how about you bet 10k and if the average sydney home price is 50% lower in 365 days ill give you 50k.
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omg i just discovered in australia if you have a day job you get taxed 22k on 100k but you get taxed 60k on 200k!. wagies are down so bad in aus it isnt even funny.
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RT @vocalcry: Travel was male-coded when it was hard and dangerous — men who travel as a hobby in 2025 are spiritually women.
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my toddler has started running towards me with his arms open then hugs my leg. best things in life are free boys.
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Shorting vol is great because you make money in drips but lose money in buckets.
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someone make me a market on this guy blowing up in the next year.
I'm starting to feel like stock options trading is a welfare program for people with 140+ IQ.
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staying at a lovely airbnb with the fam, another day in paradise
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