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Hey
@schlatt
I know all this "lack of a billboard with your name on it" really must suck, so I made some brownies to cheer you up! :]
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After carefully inspecting
@schlatt
’s form and balance in the latest video I can confidently say: he can’t balance for shit. I could easily take him in a fight. What’s he gonna do? Fall on me?
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Big guy
Big guy
Big guy
guy
Big guy
Big
,,,Do they call him nothing else?
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Decided to stop drawing
@schlatt
standing up, it’s obviously too unrealistic that he’d be standing w out falling, he just doesn’t have the balance
The talking cat is fine tho
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Won't it be confusing if both you and your son are named Schlatt?
the only reason i want to be famous is so i can give my son the dumbest fucking name ever
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omg
@schlatt
im so sorry i didnt realize "schlock" was a reference to your nose i can redraw the emote if you want!!
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@schlatt
this could have been you, but you ruined it all
And for what? Peer pressure? Aesthetics??
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I asked my mom a while back what she thought of Schlatt bc she judges people on the most bizarre things and she doesn't like him bc he "has a Russian nose" which apparently makes him an asshole
So no one tell her I drew this, okay? This drawing stays between us
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Other ways to tell ppl to wake up, bc I'm getting tired of seeing проснись,
@schlatt
просыпайся - wake up
вставай - get up
подъем - way they tell ppl to get up in the military
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He's HITTING his fans now????
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@schlatt
idk if you know how to Slav squat but if you don’t then you need to learn it’s essential to knowing Russian
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@schlatt
okay I gotta ask, a bunch of ppl are saying your timbs are on a pillow, but it looks to me more like the Wii fit board or w ever the thing is called
Are your timbs kept on a pillow?
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This doesn’t deserve a full illustration but I couldn’t get that meme out of my head
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@schlatt
your facial hair reminds me of the teacher that recommended I become a tutor when I was getting a 29% in his class
Are you trying to grow it out? Going for mutton chops, maybe?
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@schlatt
Are you talking about yourself in third person now? You should really at least take a nap,,,
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When you find a game on a forum about the worst wii games and it turns out to be a terrible game:
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theyd be friends i think
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pluto has many memes to practice on :))
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@schlatt
would you like me to teach you how to play Mancala? It has like three rules once you get it down you can beat quackity and he'll likely stop finding it half as fun to harass you w it
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Connor eats pants more like Connor makes money ahaha am I right ladies
#connoreatspantsfanart
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Can’t say I’m caught up on the schlore is this cat based or homophobic poll below
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@schlatt
You go on and on abt 10 big men and don't get any sun,, you're worried abt the wrong D, big guy,,,
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@schlatt
,,, I'm so confused are you referring to yourself in third person again? Are you implying that you are not "Big guy"? Why "me" and "Big guy" like they're two different people?
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@schlatt
Some ideas for some new material, since you seem to be getting a bit repetitive
Personally I like "Brobdingnagian" the best
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“A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.”
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Schlatt managed to get a hype train by,, not streaming for 100 days,,, maybe I should look into this career path,,,,
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They're figuring you out, schlatt
How to get a notice: ask Schlatt if he'd slept when he tweets "ПРОСНИСЬ" (wish him a good morning as well)
He probably hadn't slept, so he'll reply to you as if he's proud of himself for it
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@schlatt
Still waiting for puberty to hit? Dw it’ll come one of these days, just remember to eat your veggies!
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yall dont tell anyone but i found out how schlatt comes up w his tweets
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@schlatt
At some point you mentioned one of your first memories being an allergic reaction to a cosmic brownie, please don't ask me when tho my memory is a fickle thing
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Okay Schlatt hasn't responded to me in weeks but I need fuccin answers
@schlatt
where are your canines??? Pls I've never seen someone w out canines before???? After this you can go back to ignoring me I'm just???? Why dont you have canines those are the charisma teeth why don't y
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@schlatt
the Russian Gals wanted me to make a schlatt version of this meme but I am an Artist™️ so I maybe went a little overboard
The original says “путин, уходи” (“Putin go away”)
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Y'all were complaining abt the chops but look!! They look Fine when you can barely see them due to the lighting!!
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im gonna be honest w yall i dont like how this turned out but i needed to at least attempt to meet the challenge that was
@Technothepig
's setting up/"oh oops i knocked into my keyboard" screen and i need to draw through this art block so uhhh
#technofanart
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@schlatt
?? SCHLATT BEHIND YOU
Oh my god he can’t hear us he’s practicing Russian
((Btw your accent was great!! Made me feel a lot better after пичупедо))
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img of schlatt thinking of all the pussy he could get:
thinking about how much pussy i could be getting if i was still verified
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@schlatt
's chops look like smthing dr seuss drew
feel like i should start calling them "fockys" or smthing
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no now I’m concerned please tell me you know Helen Keller wasn’t mute I’m p sure you’ve made a few jokes abt it she wasn’t mute she just spoke weirdly
@schlatt
she wasn’t mute please it bothers me every time you mention it
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Proof that Schlatt isn’t Big guy:
- cant play a game for kids 7 and up (must be 6 or younger)
- doesn’t sleep (body can’t grow)
- doesn’t even drink milk w Swiss Miss (weak bones)
The truth is out there y’all wake up and smell it
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@schlatt
the guy who was killing you was Springtrap, he kills children so you two have a lot in common!
Also what do you want on your new desktop background, I am drawing you a new desktop background bc the one you have is default and therefore awful
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@schlatt
here's a Latin quote you might want to be able to throw at people so you can look smart while insulting them for being poor:
"Dantur opes nulli nunc, nisi divitibus."
Means "Wealth is given to no one, except for the rich"
It's from a poem by Martial
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Since Schlatt did not respond to my question within 5 seconds I have to assume that he's just too embarrassed to ask for rule 34 Springtrap art for his desktop background, dw I got you
@schlatt
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@schlatt
@2poy_karandash
You have less than three cents with a few thousand subs??? How much are these Wii accessories costing???? Are you okay do you need food sent to you????
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Yea okay here I don’t wanna fix the mouths anymore :’))
Also
@schlatt
wtf does your hair look like???
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tw// suicide mention
The suicide mention is in the first paragraph in the first img, you can skip the entire paragraph
I know this won't get to the people who need to see it, I'm just upset and needed to say Something
This is about
#schlannieselfieday
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My mom: I will teach my daughter to draw so she can bring whatever she can imagine into the world
Me, 19 years later: hehe titty window Schlattina c:
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@schlatt
figured you might want this on your journey
"Знаете, как меня называют(?)" - "You know what they call me(?)"
"меня называют..." - "they call me..."
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@schlatt
Alright big guy, you get all the issues w my rent sorted out (as you are, presumably, an adult) and I'll cook you some real people food to go with those hot pockets, deal?
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@schlatt
Okay y'all here's the secret: Schlatt succumbs to peer pressure so easily. Can't think for himself At All. Really less pressure and more suggestion. Look at this, I mention the chops and he brings them back no questions asked.
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i am actually making an animatic (or pmv i guess idk its not really an animatic i dont think)
these two frames next to each other really amuse me bc he looks like a dog whos name was just called
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@schlatt
Dw I'm happy to help!
1. The game begins with one player picking up all of the pieces in any one of the pockets on his/her side.
2. Moving counter-clockwise, the player deposits one of the stones in each pocket until the stones run out.
3. If you run into your own Mancala, dep
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if aztro successfully reverts to monke then mika will be the only non-furry left on the podcast,,,
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Okay thread abt when my step grandma tried to kill my grandpa ("senelis" in LT) for a ridiculously long time and just. Failed miserably:
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my friend who doesnt know who schlatt is wants me to caption this "i ran over your cat"
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