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@laniisonfire
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Lani | 24 | he/they | physicist in the streets, phannie in the sheets
Your mom’s house
Joined August 2020
when a straight man calls himself a lesbian it’s repulsive but if a lesbian calls a straight man a lesbian she’s objectively correct.
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NOT MICHELLE GOMEZ 💔💔💔💔.
Audible's #HarryPotter series reveals its cast, including Hugh Laurie as Dumbledore, with Matthew Macfadyen as Voldemort and Riz Ahmed as Snape. Frankie Treadaway, Max Lester and Arabella Stanton will play Harry, Ron and Hermione Granger in audiobooks 1-3. Jaxon Knopf, Rhys
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is anyone else keeping up with the lady on tiktok who fell in love with her psychiatrist or is this a niche rabbit hole.
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i would be a little hurt but unfortunately it’s very funny.
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came out to my mom in the most emotionally open and vulnerable message ive ever sent or spoken to her in my life. and she just sent a heart reaction
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i don’t identify with it/its pronouns but i think they’re so fucking cool. shout out to all the it/its out there.
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did not realize the flag went so hard ohhh i won
i think i’m bigender.
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im sticking with he/they as preferred pronouns online btw mostly because nobody irl will ever see me as anything but a woman so im deprived.
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i’m glad we’re all in agreement that dan is just fucking color blind.
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the parents were conceived 3-4 years before their baby. imagine if they had gotten a younger couple so the baby would be technically older than the parents.
‘World’s oldest baby’ born in Ohio from embryo frozen over 30 years ago: report
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okay what color is this thing (poll below).
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this is what i would tweet if i was being held hostage.
i'm kinda over the d❤️p thing tbh.
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i think my most phil-coded trait is that i find nothing hotter than when a man finds me incredibly annoying.
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hey does anybody know what you’re supposed to do when it feels like you have a chasm in your heart that can never be filled.
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i’ve officially been on my period for two weeks straight kms.
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