Melissa 🐸
@languidwriter
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honestly, I just listen to heavy music | bisexual 🩷💜💙 | dino-nerd | writer | 26 | #slytherin | preschool teacher 🍎
Joined September 2011
Today is Lazzie's 25th birthday. She is the oldest little blue penguin in the world! In the wild, life expectancy is less than ten years. It's less than 20 in managed care. The excellent care that she receives from Team Bird has certainly extended her life!
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something is genuinely wrong with me and i need help. $80 worth of breakfast sandwiches i got for free by playing mcdonalds monopoly on 3 accounts
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a woman who is not a conventionally attractive, slim-waisted village fair maiden is going to get railed across the cave by a werewolf?? oh this is for the GIRLS not the men
First look at Lily-Rose on the set of Robert Eggers’ upcoming movie ‘Werwulf’, located in Bourne wood near Farnham, England 📽️
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woke limp bizkit: it’s all about the he/they she/they bullshit
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My dad walked my sister down the aisle to marry her third husband. He looked at her and said “I keep giving you away and they keep giving you back”😭
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BRUH SOMEONE AT THE SHOW TODAY TOLD ME THEIR EX BOYFRIEND SAID “I’LL STOP CHEATING ON YOU IF YOU DONT GO TO THE WATERPARKS SHOW” WWWWHERE DO YALL KEEP FINDING THESE SCRUBS OH MY GOD
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The single Dad with his only daughter 😂
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At a veterinary clinic in Florida, a woman managed to escape her abusive boyfriend by quietly handing a note to the staff that said, “Call the police. My boyfriend is threatening me and has a gun. Please don’t let him know.” The woman, identified as Courtney Reichle, had endured
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