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Melissa 🐸

@languidwriter

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honestly, I just listen to heavy music | bisexual 🩷💜💙 | dino-nerd | writer | 26 | #slytherin | preschool teacher 🍎

Joined September 2011
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@WholesomeMeme
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@sifyro
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Pope Umbreon or Pope Espeon. Vote for your favorite holiness 🫵
@sifyro
Sifyro
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New teracristal hat makes you the pope
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@ddljcomer
rafa ⚢
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trying to watch every movie i planned to before the year ends
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@strongerpotions
nico 🍁
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let's be pointy with mama
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@CincinnatiZoo
Cincinnati Zoo
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Today is Lazzie's 25th birthday. She is the oldest little blue penguin in the world! In the wild, life expectancy is less than ten years. It's less than 20 in managed care. The excellent care that she receives from Team Bird has certainly extended her life!
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@rats7
Eli
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something is genuinely wrong with me and i need help. $80 worth of breakfast sandwiches i got for free by playing mcdonalds monopoly on 3 accounts
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@horrormuseum
Hollywood Horror Museum
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Brand new official poster!!!!
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@foxmaask
himbo lover
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a woman who is not a conventionally attractive, slim-waisted village fair maiden is going to get railed across the cave by a werewolf?? oh this is for the GIRLS not the men
@UpdatesLilyRose
Lily-Rose Depp Updates
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First look at Lily-Rose on the set of Robert Eggers’ upcoming movie ‘Werwulf’, located in Bourne wood near Farnham, England 📽️
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@limpmitskit
exiani 🧟
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woke limp bizkit: it’s all about the he/they she/they bullshit
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@skadi_hsr
Skadi ˚˖𓍢ִ໋ Guilty as Sin? ✧˚.
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@tufdave
Dave
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My dad walked my sister down the aisle to marry her third husband. He looked at her and said “I keep giving you away and they keep giving you back”😭
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@pigeoncrafts
Cheryl/Ryan🐦🐺
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so cosy..🩵❄️
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@pigeoncrafts
Cheryl/Ryan🐦🐺
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three babies❤️🩵💛
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@awsten
AWSTEN KNIGHT
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BRUH SOMEONE AT THE SHOW TODAY TOLD ME THEIR EX BOYFRIEND SAID “I’LL STOP CHEATING ON YOU IF YOU DONT GO TO THE WATERPARKS SHOW” WWWWHERE DO YALL KEEP FINDING THESE SCRUBS OH MY GOD
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@earthcurated
Earth
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Cotton candy skies in Australia.
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@catsareblessing
We don't deserve cats 😺
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😺: Don't forget me
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@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
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The single Dad with his only daughter 😂
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@akafaceUS
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At a veterinary clinic in Florida, a woman managed to escape her abusive boyfriend by quietly handing a note to the staff that said, “Call the police. My boyfriend is threatening me and has a gun. Please don’t let him know.” The woman, identified as Courtney Reichle, had endured
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@historyrock_
🎸 Rock History 🎸
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They don't make intros like that anymore...
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@womenpostingws
Women Posting W's
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made for each other
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