Landon Romano
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MOOD: GET IN THE CAR BITCH LETS GO TO CHILIS!!! 😂😭🤔💀😑🤣😐
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CHRISTMAS MOOD😂😩💀🤣😅😆🤦🏻♂️ “SANTA WHERE YOUR FAT ASS AT?”
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Say it louder bc I don’t think they heard you. 17 INMATES IN 90 DAYS🗣🗣🗣 idgaf what y’all say Kim is that bitch
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MOOD: DON’T SAY NOTHING TO ME STUPID BITCH 🤣😂😭🤔😩🤦🏻♂️💀
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When I tell y’all I am screaminggggggggg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she took OFF!!!
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MOOD: why tf u lurking on my page and not liking my pics bitch? Fuck out my face 🤣😩😭🤦🏻♂️😑💀
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“GIRL I NEED U TO COME GET ME RIGHT NOW! I JUST RAN OUT OF GAS AND I CANNOT BE LATE FOR COURT”💀
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“DEMOCRATS MAKE THAT ASS CLAP! GO VOTE!!” 😂🤣😭🤔😩💀🤦🏻♂️🇺🇸
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I can’t believe the 59ers lost . But I’m happy for chief keef I love him .
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MOOD: “BYE SPIRITS! BACK UP OFF ME! IM HAPPYYYY!!” 😂😩🤣😭💀😅🤦🏻♂️
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my current fuckin mood💯🤣😩💀♥️ “I’m living my best life”
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“IM 30 DAYS SOBER OF DICK OMG IM IN HEAT..” 😩🤣😭💀😂🤦🏻♂️
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Talk yo shit Landon 🗣🗣🗣🗣🤣 tired of these hoes Periodt
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“WHEN YOU GOT AN INTERVIEW AND ALREADY KNOW YOU GETTING THE POSITION” 🤣😭😂💀😩🤦🏻♂️😅
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MOOD: “EVERYBODY KNOW I GOT THE BIGGEST ASS, WHEN I STEP OUT FELLAS SPENDING ALL THEY CASH” 🤣😭😩😂💀🤦🏻♂️😅
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I wonder if he has red bottoms on?
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literally nobody:
cr*ckhead out front the gas station:
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HEY NEIGHBOR .. IT AINT SHIT TO DO ... 😩🤷🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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me contacting my mans after creating a completely made up story in my head
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Kayla please unblock me from FB all I said was wedding rings is not suppose to turn your finger green It was no shade intended. It was a beautiful fake ring
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MOOD: “I GOT THE BIGGEST ASS IN NORTH AMERICA” 😂😩🤣😭💀🤦🏻♂️🍑
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Offset talking about “y’all won” like we made him go out and cheat.. y’all do anything but take accountability
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This girl just said omg you look just like Landon Romano and I said ew I can’t stand him and she said me either LMAOOOOO y’all fake as fuck 😭😭😭😭
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Somebody said “if I’m still single on Valentines Day I’m screen shotting my inbox and we all gon be single” 😂😂😂😂😂 y’all play too fucking much
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I asked this boy what my present was and why he said “I got it in my pants😏” .....okay? Is it Your wallet?
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“GOSSIPING WITH BESTIE”😂💀🤣😭😩🤦🏻♂️ BITCH COME GET ME! IM AT THE CLINIC WITH TRACY AND THEY SAID SHE GOT THE CLAP
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MOOD: “I NEED MONEY!!!!!” IM ON MY WAY TO AUDITION AT THE STRIP CLUB RIGHT NOW
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But why tf he bust down the door like the feds? 😂 kids don’t ever chill out
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All I’m saying is... Audrey Hepburn died in 1993 and I was born in 1994. This is a case for the FBI
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If I had Nicki & Cardi money I wouldn’t be arguing with a soul. I would be shopping or on vacation somewhere like tf I’m pressed for
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me: imma be lowkey tonight, I don’t even much feel like going out tbh
me soon as I enter the club:
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everyone else a 2AM: sleeping like normal civilized human beings because they’re responsible
me at 2AM:
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Me arriving at my sugar daddy house to collect my allowance 😩😩😩😩😩😩
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“GOSSIPING WITH BESTIE” 😂💀🤣😆😭🤦🏻♂️😩“GIRL TELL ME WHY I JUST RAN INTO TRACY AT RITE AID!!!“
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“Mood” 😂🤣😭💀🤦🏻♂️😩LADIES: GET OFF MY PAGE! BUT FELLAS: DONT GO NOWHERE! I WANNA START A FAMILY
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Getting ready for the Mega Millions tonight!!!! Let me call u back here come a client 😂😩🤣😭💀🤦🏻♂️
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Alexa, play one wish by ray j
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Best dancer on the block bitch PERIOD! “Line up, dance battle!” 🤣🤣💀
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Literally nobody:
Absolutely not one single soul:
Me:
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me in 2004 on the Disney channel site playing games instead of doing homework
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Some girl sent a tweet saying how much I annoy her and I clicked her page and it’s her mf BIRTHDAY!!! Even on these bitches best day it’s still all about me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it!
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How hoes be on the phone with their bestie part 6 🤣😂😩😭💀🤦🏻♂️😒 “girl I need u to listen RIGHT NOW!”
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Y’all I’m so fucking dumb I thought somebody was stalking me until I remembered it was just my Postmates driver delivering the food I ordered
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Wendy got a different type of glow since she left that trifling ass man. I’m genuinely happy for her
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Move motherfucker u in de way, out my fucking wey
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How hoes be on the phone with the bestie part 5 😂🤣😩💀🤔 “I need u to come get me right NOW! The law is looking for me!”
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I don’t smoke weed so don’t judge me... ok so boom I kinda wanted some weed tonight idk why.. Well mind you i live in LA where it’s LEGAL... but bitch I forgot and my ass from the south. Why was I texting ppl talking ab where can I get some weed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bitch the STORE dummy
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I don’t give a fuck if the outfit was a penny if it’s cute then I’m wearing it
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I just screamed when Kris Jenner popped up on my phone in the thank u, next music video. Now that was fucking iconic
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And I Oop and I Oop and I Oop and I Oop and I Oop And I Oop and I Oop and I Oop and I Oop and I Oop And I Oop and I Oop and I Oop and I Oop and I Oop And I Oop and I Oop and I Oop and I Oop and I Oop And I Oop and I Oop and I Oop and I Oop and I Oop And I Oop and I Oop and I Oop
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THEY RECOUNTED THE VOTES AND COME TO FIND OUT BIDEN WON BY EVEN MORE LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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Good morning! Addressing this now bc I HAVE HAD IT🗣🗣 do u hear me?
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Rihanna just followed me on IG y’all bitches can’t tell me SHIT!!!!! No y’all I’m crying omg 😭😭😭😭
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Fuck a New Years kiss, give me some New Years rent. It’s the first sir
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Who the fuck just sent me $3,000 to my PayPal what the actual fuck, how tf they even find my paypal? I have so many questions
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Bitch I just realized I ain’t pay my rent it’s the third🤣🤣🤣🤣 I bet the landlord is HOT right now. Let me call that ugly bitch
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just ate a salad, it’s over with for you bitches in 2019. there’s a new skinny bitch in town
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my alarm clock sound is Bring it Back by Travis Porter.
Literally the first thing I hear every morning is “run and hit that pussy like a crash dummy, bend it over touch ya toes shake that ass for me”
I be like *yawn* what a beautiful morning time to let the mess roll
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don’t play with me. chili’s hoe.
Gun to your head, you have to eat at one of these places. Which one you going with?
#Faturday
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Nicki Minaj is the best female rapper of all time and we KNOW this. There is nothing more to say. Bore somebody else with your alternative facts
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Bed rock . I was a whole virgin talking ab Putting p*ssy on his sideburns 😩🤣🤣🤣
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some dude named “Michael Myers” keep texting me talking ab “come outside” 🙄🙄smh dudes always trying to fuck I’m not interested sir
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person: hi
my brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
me: “it’s big huh”
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it just takes that one breakup to turn u into a bad ass, ruthless ass bitch. once u really tired of wasting your time, u won’t be entertaining just anybody. u start putting up with a lot less bullshit lmao u just be over it. like yeah ok sir this sound like a song I already heard
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