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Arizonan. Ukrainian-American. Antifascist. Jew. Systems Architect. Pattern Recognizer. Formerly @Apple. He/him. Fella since 8/8/22. Relax. #NAFO #FlyEaglesFly

Arizona/Ft. Meade
Joined March 2007
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
2 years
"Behind every #Fella is a real person who believes in #Ukraine’s victory." - @kajakallas .#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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2 years
"Behind every #Fella is a real person who believes in #Ukraine’s victory." - @kajakallas .#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
5 months
I rented a Polestar 2 EV from @thriftycars at @FlyTPA (MSRP $62,000) and drove away with a Kia K4 ICE sedan (MSRP $24,000). Passed two dozen cars that would have been more appropriate alternatives. When asked about this, Jonathan @ the desk smiles big and says “I know. Enjoy!”.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
7 months
Literally the same thing Elon always does: buys his way into notoriety. Still can’t buy your way into skill, friend.
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They say money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you endgame characters in Diablo IV, Path of Exile 2, and other games. It’s known as account boosting and is technically considered cheating in...
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
7 months
Elon Musk lies about everything. It’s more fun for him that way. He’s terribly bored.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
RT @TrueSlazac: Ukraine is killing fascists at a higher rate than any country since the end of WW2 and that’s why so many want the aid to s….
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
Any candidate who distributes cash while campaigning has committed a federal crime. This happens to be the first time it was caught on camera. Listen, you can love Trump, but if you don’t want him to be charged with a federal crime here, you’ll have to explain why he’s exempt.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
It’s a federal crime. Are you saying he shouldn’t be charged? Who else should be exempt from federal law?.
@EricLDaugh
Eric Daugherty
11 months
Charge Trump with a federal crime for giving a mother of 3 money for groceries. Do it.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
Judd has decided to be the evangelical Christian pharmacist who refuses to fill your birth control prescription. Bold, bad decision, friend.
@JuddLegum
Judd Legum
11 months
@cryptonomaly I made my own decision based on my own values.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
My “For You” is entirely right-wing propaganda. Most of it is antisemitic. Some of it is porn. Yeah, this place is fucked.
@editingemily
emily freeman
11 months
My “For you” is like 80 percent right-wing propaganda. There isn’t an algorithm on the planet that would serve me that content unless someone had their finger on the scale.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
80% of Arizonans vote by mail, and — especially after 2020 — it’s stunning that the folks at the top of the national Republican Party don’t know that.
@StephenM
Stephen Miller
11 months
For those GOP voters waiting till Election Day to vote: remember when the election machines all suddenly broke in Arizona GOP precincts on Election Day? Vote Early.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
Your first thought is, “yeah, it has really seemed this way lately” and then you realize that this cartoon is from 2018. It has been this way for a while now. Republicans are traitors and most of them just don’t realize what they’re arguing for.
@DucuGavril
Gavril Ducu 🇷🇴🇩🇪🇺🇲🇳🇱🇪🇺@🇺🇦
11 months
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
Is this a high school gym? I went to a D3 with zero interest in athletics and our facilities were far more generous.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
11 months
THANK YOU, PENNSYLVANIA! #MAGA2024
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
Yes, I will harvest votes out in the open in Arizona, and I will openly admit that here on Twitter. Because it’s not illegal. It’s explicitly legal. I carry my whole family’s ballots from the kitchen to the mailbox, put them in, and lock it. That’s ballot harvesting.
@SteveDeaceShow
Steve Deace
11 months
Democrats will just harvest ballots for days in major urban centers after election day, advocate for illegals voting, and do both right out in the open to win. Republicans won't even change a single electoral college vote allocation in Nebraska. It would be comedic if the.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
Hey, that’s… like foundationally illegal in a bad way.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
11 months
Trump is now handing out cash to voters.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
RT @OregonMapGuy: he’s also the guy that banned pride flags.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
Guy who lost 100+ pounds here. It’s really as simple as calories in, calories out as far as losing weight. Building muscle and toning is different and far more subjective, in my experience — but losing weight is not. Every 3500 calories you avoid is a pound lost.
@celestialbe1ng
Veronica
11 months
Most of the fat people I know are living off 1200-1500 kcal a day and doing their absolute best—at least 80% of them. Little do they know it’s all for nothing, because being fat is a metabolic issue, not a matter of weak will or laziness. They’re fat because they’re sick, not the.
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
RT @JamesFLoveIV: I’ve rattled on enough. It’s all starting to come out now. Pay attention. Your freedom depends on it. Anytime there i….
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
SOMEBODY PLEASE CHECK THEIR CHOLESTEROL.
@HowardMortman
Howard Mortman
11 months
JD Vance in Reading Pennsylvania . King Food Supermarket . talking about prices. With sons Ewan and Vivek. "Yes, buddy. Want some eggs? Let's talk about eggs. Because these guys actually eat about 14 eggs every single morning."
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Joshua Lander 🇺🇦
11 months
RT @gagirlpolitics: This the new Republican Party. I refuse to be part of this Republican Party. This is why I’m voting for Kamala Harris,….
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