Lance Bailey
@lancebailey26
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brendan shanahan must have some serious dirt on leafs ownership
Kyle Dubas will not return as the Toronto Maple Leafs GM, per @reporterchris.
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ps kids are disgusting wretched little life suckers no shit people don’t want them
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me, an intellectual: “actually i think you could explain it by those things” whoever made this:
"The U.S. birth rate has fallen by 20% since 2007. This decline cannot be explained by demographic, economic, or policy changes."
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me whilst shoveling copious amounts of shredded cheese into my mouth at 3am
I don’t wanna be sad anymore
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Eggs are $10
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kids are pussies /thread
If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me? https://t.co/7f2tMw0LbJ
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and now that we've all done our civic duty, us normal humans get to sit back and watch the most cooked takes on twitter for the next... forever... again. #IVotedToday
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godzilla was part of the reason i broke my arm in 1st grade. people don’t forget.
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this season of life on earth is fuckin WILD
"The n-word! Do you know what the n-word is? It's-" *crowd yells* "No no no, it's the nuclear word."
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No this is when Spongebob and Squidward were delivery a pizza
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