Do I look like I know what a jpeg is

You ever been long and sideways on a Thursday night?

Guja dawgs

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

Pizza and beer

I just know Gunnar out there scarin the hoes somewhere

https://t.co/dCLGAzI9e8

L 5vio6/4888 ok sac - Beau

How do I get sports on my TL again

Conservatives say that guns are for sport, hunting, and self defense because that’s what they use them for. Liberals say that guns are for killing people because that’s what they use them for.

Me and @Rooftop_Billy being “dads” together

Zips got their poop pushed in

Lance is officially satisfied with this game

https://t.co/jauBk37XWF

Made 3 rum n cokes with 1 can of coke… am I cooked?

We need an asterisk on all records that were set before replay reviews. Nothing is a catch anymore

Incredible timing

Davis thinks he’s Christian and Christian thinks he’s me. They’re both so far off

Shushing my wife like I shush the baby when she starts to say something I don’t want to hear

Just joined a beard club