People of Twitter, I beg of you to stop recycling the same 25 tweets! I’ve been here a long time! I remember all of them! 🤦‍♀️

The Department of education thinking a child who is 4 years turning 5 is ready for Grade R is so wild. 4-year-olds just want to sleep and play.

When you are unemployed and have nothing to do.

The weather is so inconsistent it’s giving niggas

I live in constant fear of being asked to share a fun fact about myself.

Millennials don’t look “young for their age”. Yall are just growing up and realizing that 32 isn’t as old as you thought it was.

Caught a glimpse of my future,I’m gonna be one wealthy motherfucker.

when u hear a lie about yourself but it's not as bad as the truth so u just go with it😂

I do not understand the whole face the shower vs face away debate, i'm in the shower twirling round like a fuckin kebab??

There’s no beef stew that is cooked under an hour. No one is eating that😡

Vision to START Discipline to CONTINUE Mercy to FINISH

But first it’s money.

These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then 😭

Steak, smothered in onions. A rack of ribs. Pasta with extra garlic. French fries with lots of vinegar, and a side of onion rings with lots of sauerkraut is an INSANE order on the first date, I woulda left right after that lmaooo

l identify as a rich woman. My pronouns are cha/ching

I need a “tadaa” from God this week🥹.

money be coming from everywhere all at once

Its a very patriarchal argument in that it overstates the importance of the father while simultaneously given him the least amount of power/responsibility to influence this outcome.

I stop having the two parent conversation cause I realized a while ago people weren't interested in really having the conversation they just wanted a scapegoat for "black dysfunction" and putting the onus of the father's behavior on everyone one.

“And you’re 299” sends me EVERY time 😭😭