π Lace Larrabee π
@lacelarrabee
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Comic | former blue check | Co-host of @cheatiespodcast |SEASON 17 SEMI FINALIST ON @agt | Debut Album βWhite Trash Cinderellaβ NOW AVAILABLE
Atlanta, GA
Joined June 2009
Todayβs the day, yβall! My debut comedy album, WHITE TRASH CINDERELLA, is now available for download! 10 years in the making and Iβm crazy proud of it.
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This is the exact feeling.
Anyone else have a vague sense of excitement mostly mixed with dread? Like youβre waiting for Santa but he might burn down your house?.
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RT @nick_field90: ProPublica found four women now who've died because of the Supreme Court's Dobbs decision, exposing two central problemsβ¦.
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I feel like I should clarify, a v small part π (we did improvise for several hours & they only kept βsureβ but hey at least I got to work w/ Conan & the PDD gang β€οΈπ¨π»βπ¦°).
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Iβve got a small part in this here film & yβall should watch it π§πΌβπ¦°π¦π»π§π»βπ¦±.
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Same question.
hey can i come over and stare into your fridge.
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Exactly.
no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party theyβre thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time youβve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro.
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Yβall puttin too much blame on the terrible design of the this sub & not enough on the obvious culprit, Ursula, The Sea Witch.
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Yβall know Lake Lanier jealous af that it didnt get to collect those billionaires.
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WEDNESDAY, YβALL!.
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TONIGHT & TOMORROW!! See you soon, Lawrenceville, GA!.
COMEDY TONIGHT.Headliner @lacelarrabee! You loved her as a semi-finalist on America's Got Talent, now see her live!
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Do I actually want to own a swimming pool or do I just want to drown luxuriously?.
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Grand Rapids, MI!! I heard itβs colder than a witchβs tit in a brass bra right now, so Iβm bringinβ yβall some southern heat this weekend π₯ β£β£.β£β£.Catch me & Kentuckyβs own @HollyLynnea tonight-Sat at @DrGrins Tickets in bioπβ£β£.β£β£.#standupcomedy #agt #GrandRapids
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This is why I havenβt deleted Twitter. All hail our queen P!nk.
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We had a good time ππ»ββοΈ.
Valentine's Day disasters. Bachelorette cruises. Cheating cartoons. The new ππ¨ [ππππ¨] ππ€π€π? podcast with ATL comedian @lacelarrabee is HILARIOUS!. βΆοΈ YouTube: π Apple: β³οΈ Spotify:
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Important.
know this: Most dresses ARE ugly. Itβs not you!! Iβm serious.
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Why do all husbands do shit like this? this?.
@mollymcghee I once put my husband's Walgreens bag on the stairs for him to take up and it took me four days to realize he knew they were there, he had just been putting on his deodorant and taking his vitamins THERE ON THE STAIRS every morning and returning them to the bag on the stairs.
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