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Other ppl: just got pregnant or engaged Me: just got alcohol poisoning #ok
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somebody from the plane crash was airlifted to a trauma center. imagine them sending you back into the air
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mainly i want the eagles to win the super bowl because we would get an absolutely bonkers and perfect episode of abbott elementary out of it
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One more selfie for the road. We love you, America.
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Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work
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My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.
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